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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less pantiesin an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ...enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less p...

Gday, Ive recently bought a new (second hand) tug for the caravan Im hoping to purchase and found this gadget while installing a brake controller. Its mounted on the air con duct in the drivers side foot well...Does anyone know what it is??? Its a 2008 Landcruiser ute if that helps at all.....Cheers

Not too bright down at Collingwood, they misspelt Tonight in 2018 and again a couple of weeks ago, funny thing is they played the Suns at 11.00 in the morning. Cheers Bob

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...

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Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...

THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...

Betoota Races is on!Will we see you trackside at Betoota in August?Online tickets will be available for sale mid July.Keep watching our Facebook page for updates.#betootaraces2021 #simpsondesertracingcarnival #betootaraces #seeyouinaugust #outbackracing

Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob

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