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An easy ,good pizza base that you can buy is Garlic Flat Bread.Makes a tasty base.

He had better duck after that one.........

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...

A student failed in the final Law Exam and decided to make a deal with the Professor.Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.The Professor agreed.Student asked:...

Hi I am about to install a diesel heater in my van. Do I connect the 12V through my battery management system (BMPRO) or directly to the Battery (with a fuse)

Spacious Cottage on coastal bush block - ample parking perfect spot to setup to refresh and explore the Margaret River region 1- 4 months Walk to : Golf Course / Beaches - close to major wineries Suit 1- 3 vans ( convoy of friends ) Opportunity for a limited time Email : margaretriverbungalow@gmail.c...

If you eat a slice of this fruit loaf you will never buy raisin bread from a shop again. It's not difficult, even I can do it, and I'm a mere male. To make this process quicker and easier I measure out the dry ingredients before I leave home and store them in zip lock bags or plastic jars. This way you wast...

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...

I have just sold my two petrol chainsaws, and will buy a battery powered one for use on the road. What brands are people using? i am seeing some cheap junk, and small handheld units, like 4 to 6 inch, but i was thinking a full size would be more useful. Decent brands are as dear as petrol powered units.

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBANDWIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you...

We set off on a 12 months trip around Australia in May 2021, leaving from Dongara in WA. Not much has gone to plan so far and we have had to be flexible. We are travelling with a new hybrid van - an Emu Expedition which suits us very well. If you are interested in following our travels, our blog is Flannerysfo...

I have free access to a weighbridge. I want to check my overall caravan weight and the towball weight when it's fully loaded. How do you check your towball weight? Do you: 1. Check the weight of just the car when the caravan is connected and then the weight of the car when the caravan is disconnected and s...

Some years ago my husband, John, and I took off with our Jayco Dove from our home in Kalbarri in Western Australia across the Nullarbor to explore the eastern side of the country and Tasmania. We had a wonderful three months and I suggested we start planning for the big lap around Australia. Unfortunat...

(Q) What did Nana Mouskouri say when she gave up smoking dope ? (A0 What's this **** music I'm singing !!!!!!

or moreJuly 07, 2021Given the experts continue to focus on stats and figures which bear little relation to the quality of life enjoyed by most Australians, Advance thought itd be worth sharing a brilliant social media post thats been doing the rounds.The lament which was written by Gary J Matthews i...

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and...