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As Mother Superior passed 3 young novice nuns in training, Mother Superior said. "Good morning, ladies." the novices replied. "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you."But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another. "She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."Moth...

Hi fellow travellers, on the road in NT Mataranka and just went to connect my red Anderson plug in this morning and the 3-4 lights were red- normally flicker a little in the red then turn all green Ive Just had the bearings and magnets replaced and the hubs machined at the 10,000 service- hopefully noth...

How do you stop dust and water from getting into the water heater vent?

We are planning to spend some time in Alice Springs in Aug and having read some of the reviews it seems that break ins to vans and cars is common. Does anyone have a good recommendation for a safe park that is not on a main road? Does anyone know if there are any good station stays (farm stay) for caravanner...

The donkey said to the tiger:- "The grass is blue".The tiger replied:- "No, the grass is green."The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before the lion, the King of the Jungle.Already before reaching the forest clearing, where the lion was si...

Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet f...

Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...

Sad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.

Fears Hebel's dirt mound will do little to deter illegal border crossings as shires foot COVID bills - ABC News Lucky I didn't try to do a runner to QLD this week via my usual route. Think I could find a way through.

LG Energy Solution Australia Pty Ltd (formerly LG Chem Australia Pty Ltd) ESS Home Energy Storage System Batteries Possibly can catch fire

A policeman is on foot patrol sees a guy walking a penguin down the street.He stops them and says "You can't walk that penguin on the street, take it to a zoo."Guy says "OK".A few days later the copper sees the guy again walking the penguin down the street.He stops him and says "I thought I told you to take t...