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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits? As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes on her level, and asks, Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby, or maybe one...

TEL AVIV, Israel The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth. You step into the booth, and it does NOT X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device yo...

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One of the creators of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur tho...

Hi All. Started hot water unit this morning ,after 20 minutes there was a pop and water dumped out of drain pipe. Turned off hose and gas ,unit dumped all water.Turned hose back on and water came out of drain pipe. Cannot find a isolation tap on water inlet to unit.Am in Quilpie at present and no caravan re...

Weve just returned to Perth from a month in the Kimberley and have managed to get another five weeks from mid October. So were after some suggestions for destinations etc for a five week trip starting and ending Perth.

I saw a pair of sexy women's panties today on the front it said, 'I would do anything for love' and on the back it said 'but I won't do that.

Hi, Is there a reason that many of the jokes are not showing? Just a short explanation of what the post is about but no details. cheers bill

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A couple were going on a vacation together but the wife had an emergency at work. So they agreed the husband would go as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day.When the husband got to his hotel and had checked in, he thought he should send his wife a quick email letting her know he?d got...

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A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out.Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...

I am attaching a PDF with dimensions and a three step construction guide on how to build a totally bullet proof MARINE VHF J-Pole Antenna that anyone can build for under $50 that will out preform anything I have seen or used. This antenna is ground plane independent so can be used on fiberglass vessels o...