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A platoon of soldiers were patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...

Not sure where to post this it's a true story but could pass for a joke . Bloke in Kempsey NSW out front of home mowing the nature strip Leaves mower running while takes catcher to backyard to empty Returns to see mower on the back of an old ute going down the road at a great rate of knots . Gets UTE rego and...

Hi All. My OH and I are planning to relocate to Tasmania and have been looking for somewhere to stay on a temp basis and I came across this Ad. I thought i would share it with other GN's and anyone planning to tour Tassi. North East Tasmania (posted 4/2/08) Take a break from your travels and stay at a beautif...

who said all toilet tissues are created equal, some stubborn little buggers just refuse to "mix" with certain substances and then cause galloomping when emptied in the dump point, with certain dire consequences, if you wish to "get around" this embarrasing predecament, do...

Here is something we can all do and have a bit of a giggle, let your imagination run riot ..... what you have to do is continue the song but with a different song, copy and paste. Tom Dooley 1958 by the Kingston Trio: Hang down your head Tom Dooley, hang down your head and cry,

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,...

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning .. Uphill...barefo...

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'' You don't know what you're missing'' You may eat your caviar and your fillet mignon too, And wear a serviette in case you spill the stew, But you don't know what you're missing till you've eaten Kangaroo, Cooked up with a damper and a nice hot cup of brew. You may eat your calamari battered and deep-fri...

when we travel for extended periods we use those "space bags" basically a vaccuum sealed bag that reduces the size of the overall product by taking the air out of the article placed inside, by packing your clothes or bedding in to a couple of these bags and sucking the air out with a vacuum cle...

A New Zealand walked into an Australian unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his...

Hello Everyone, How do I keep the posts with the newest posting on top of the page. I have tried clicking on the newest/oldest box at the bottom of the page and it does work until I go into another subject and then it goes back to the oldest first. Thanks Quincey.

we were at a mates 60th over the weekend at waikerie, towards the end of the show when the crowd had dwindled to about 20 and the topic of traveling came up, along with this topic many others came up as well as keeping food fresh, I also found the same thing said in a camping book I had at home, thanks go to viv...

G,DAY Went shopping friday with wendy and 2 teen g/daughters gawd talk about hard work. But while there i stumbled on a travel book called CAMPS AUSTRALIA WIDE 4th addition it seems to be full of great imfo. Have many used CAMPS before and what are your thoughts on it? DAVO

I have bought a second hand GME TX3400 UHF radio. It didn't come with a user manual, can anyone suggest where I could get one. Have looked on the net with no luck so far

I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog. A neighbor, an old fellow, was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the hell's that for?" I explained, "It's a sundial. See, the sun will hit that s...

I reckon either we are on rations, or all our Solo Nomads have scampered and heading for them far horizons. How lucky can you get. I'm sitting here listening to my folk hero Slim Dusty's Family Reunion Album, and now my feet are itchy with them musical adventures. But, after helping my daughter with c...

well I'm back on board again, walking through the door wondering if there is anybody home cobwebs everywhere dust all over the place, where is the banter that we are so reknown for, the lively chat that I look forward to, certainly not here, all I here is the moaning of the desert wind in the silky oaks, fi...

Wizards of Oz PresidentsFour U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courag...

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Ne...