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I was in the bank the other day and this asian lady was wanting to change her yen to dollars and she was a little irate. She asked the teller "why it chane yedaday i get two hunat dolla for my yen toyay i get one an eighty dolla for my yen' The teller says its "fluctuation" The asian la...

Confucius say man who has many daughters and only one bathroom . . . . . .seldom gets into hot water

Went to the big boys candy shop today , Bunnings , and found a 7 piece socket set with ratchet . Sizes 8mm to 19mm the best part all the sockets fit into the ratchet handle rather than living in the bottom of a tool bag. Thought it was a worth while space saver . Have left name of manufacturer out to avoid ...

Why is it ok to say I pricked my finger but not ok to say I fingered my p****

No.1 Italian Garden An old Italianman lived alone in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son,Vincent, who used to help him,was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Et...

Just noted the new forum dealing with free campsites , looks like a good move and will be very helpful to all . What happened to the creation of a forum for Techo Info that many suggested , is that going to get a jumper soon

The Lumina 3 way fridge at Aldi for $299 , any info , any one know whether good or bad. Love your knowledge or comments ?

The road from Blinman, North of Wilpena to Parachilna on the road to Leigh Creek and Marree passes through the Parachilna Gorge which is one of the most beautiful arid land areas I've ever seen. Every bend of the gorge has a roadside pull-off which is a free camp site. The sign at the beginning of the gorg...

Hi everyone I have just returned from a 5 day trip to the Falls Creek /Mt Hotham area in Victoria where a group of us walked from Falls to Hotham and back over 2 days -about 45 km round trip. This was my first trip to the high country in Summer and the area is absolutely beautiful with fantastic views and tran...

This may have been posted before, but if not, here it is - Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivate...

Any one camped here ,comments would be appreciated. We tend to stop there in Aug

What does everyone think is absolutely necessary, essential gear to make their nomadic life easier and more comfortable. Some of you have a home where you can store what you think you may need, and what you will really need. I have seen many collections of gadgets, enough to make a caravan show sales...

Hi all, Just a small querie if I may? I have been travelling the highways and byways for some time now, and have attempted to speak to a Van going the other way who has a UHF aerial attached to the veh. Also have come up behind a Van or been overtaken by a Van that has UHF 18 and the name of the people on the back o...

Good evening Solo G/N'S.I pen this to get off the number 48.Everytime I look at the Forums I see that the Solo posts have not changed.i would think that you guys/gals and pets could tell more tales than a bush poet.Cheers Ibbo.

Tell us O Great and Mystical One. Which is the hairiest side of a goat? And. What do dingo's have for breakfast?

Smythesdale Gardens,19K's south west from Ballarat off the Glenelg Highway. Turn onto Gardens rd for about 200m driveway on left. S37. 38370, E143.41170. $5pppn, power available, toilets and hot and cold showers. Plenty of level shady spots. Ring Dennis on 0418 503938 and he will come and collect...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in...

An escaped prisoner has been arrested in the US after guards caught him trying to sneak back into the jail. Harry Jackson, 25, was spotted trying to slip back into the prison with 14 packs of cigarettes allegedly stolen from a nearby shop, authorities said. Sheriff Tommy Gregory said Jackson had open...

GNs planning to traverse the Kimberley in WA should note that even more restrictions are about to apply to your ability to buy a little something for happy hour. As of March 30, sales of cask wine, long-neck beer (750ml bottles) and large bottles of spirits will be banned north of the 20th parallel. Odd...