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The socalled silly season is almost here again,can,t have been long since the last one as i think still remember it .maybe there has been three this year as they are so close together . We have enjoyed this forum for the short time we have been here & look forward to the future topics. We would like to t...

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Lockyer Valley farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation. The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there. The Water representative says, 'Mister, I hav...

Is a shame,but seems I will have to sell my campervan. Broke my clutch foot, and is not repairing very well. Surgery looks to be looming over the horizon with bone fusion and plating. Future doesn't look good in using a manual gearbox from now on. If you hear of anyone thinking of buying a campervan, Then...

First off hello everyone on here, have been cramming everything about motorhomes lately. Not yet taken the leap and bought one, but have a question if someone could answer. What are the disadvantages of a front wheel driven motorhome and a rear wheel drive one. Have been around to the nearest Jayco de...

Back from Tassie . ten days nowhere near enough time to see it and do it justice. Only managed the NW and down the center, need another trip to do the south and east coast. Those who try to do it all in ten days have seen nothing or are just a road accident waiting to happen. Loved it, great place , can't agr...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten T error. I didnt want...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished? The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, its a rooster. Her boyfriend decides to g...

Lady Driver Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving. The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank. The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees. She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles With...

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife Cold As Ever! Yeah? she replies. When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last!

We are planning to be in Tamworth for the Country Music Festival in January 2010. Have heard that it is hard to find a place to stay. Plan to be in the region about a week before the festival and wondered if anyone has any recommendations? We don't mind staying up to 30kms outside Tamworth. What is Ko...

I'm appalled!!! According to the news the Qld Anna Bligh government pays for the schoolies on the Gold Coast to get drunk and make an absolute disgrace of themselves. There have been numerous brawls and arrests over the week. These are teenagers who have finished secondary school, probably not eve...

Good news! I got the broken deflapper replaced with a new one and surprise! surprise! it has a metal part instead of the plastic part that broke in the first, I bought another pair so will now have 2 on either side to add to the 2 spring loaded tie down cords on the corners. On leaving Bundaberg we hit an ext...

Just spoke to a mate back home , we had a fire in the town at weekend, complete lose of Beaurepairs , a fruit & veg , & a saddlery, beleive the mongrels even put it on utube , If this is what they call fun ,i could soon spoil their party. Some wonder why we hate them so much, no b#$$$# wonder . They bring i...

I don't give a damn its his personal life, but there was a clever little ditty in the letters to the editor section of todays advertiser. Its a matter of conjecture Its a matter of debate Whether Mike did to Michelle What his goverment's done to the state.

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my warm fishing gear, dressing quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was hail mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 kmh. I pull...

Getting a hairdryer through customs.... A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and wel...

I have a problem most nights - no matter how tired or worn out I am - as soon as my head hite the pillow- its bells whistles eyes wide open! We are not on the road yet but when we were in 2003/2004 for a whole year it was the same. I have got these natural tablets called Valerian and they seem to be working I only ta...

need help. are there any free stay sites between apple tree creek an caboolture brian & kerry 505 coromal & duel fuel 2007 falcon

Here we are at sunny Moore Park near Bunderberg Qld 50yds from the beach so a couple of days ago I bought a pair of Deflappers (the longer more expensive ones) & as it is a continuously gusty day here today they were put to the test....& failed, looks like I'm back to the caravan shop to get a replac...

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