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Jacky and Freddo race into a bar and quickly shouts out to the publican "quick give us a drink before the trouble starts" the publican quickly hands them two beers and says "that'll be $8" to which Jacky says to freddo "well looks like the trouble's started"

Jacky Jacky was having a beer at a pub that he was not familiar with, he was dying for the loo so asked the publican who directed him upstairs, to the right and the first door on the left a while passes and the publican gets a bit concerened about Jacky Jacky so he goes looking only to be greeted at the top of th...

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John O'Riley was a member of an all male, Irish Toast Masters Club. One evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley won the contest with the following verse: "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the l...

We were out there a few years back, just had a look at it on google earth, the detail shown from space is unbeleivable . Must have given the place a shake up when it hit .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just finished putting together a slide show of a couple of weeks on Fraser Island that we had recently. 28 slides.....There is a control to pause etc on the lower edge if you wave your cursor over it.... [URL=https://s246.photobucket.com/albums/gg120/Peter_n_Margaret/09/09%20Fraser/?acti...

Higher interest rates i am excited

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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man...

In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol c...

RE; Wolf Creek Creator, Sorry disco, In a reply to Disco i stated that it was in NT, should read WA. I realised my mistake when i re-read my post, I tryed to edit it & as the nett service was on a very go slow to nothing i lost all service in the process, just managed a quick reply after an hour or so of trying...

The socalled silly season is almost here again,can,t have been long since the last one as i think still remember it .maybe there has been three this year as they are so close together . We have enjoyed this forum for the short time we have been here & look forward to the future topics. We would like to t...

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Lockyer Valley farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation. The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there. The Water representative says, 'Mister, I hav...

Is a shame,but seems I will have to sell my campervan. Broke my clutch foot, and is not repairing very well. Surgery looks to be looming over the horizon with bone fusion and plating. Future doesn't look good in using a manual gearbox from now on. If you hear of anyone thinking of buying a campervan, Then...

First off hello everyone on here, have been cramming everything about motorhomes lately. Not yet taken the leap and bought one, but have a question if someone could answer. What are the disadvantages of a front wheel driven motorhome and a rear wheel drive one. Have been around to the nearest Jayco de...

Back from Tassie . ten days nowhere near enough time to see it and do it justice. Only managed the NW and down the center, need another trip to do the south and east coast. Those who try to do it all in ten days have seen nothing or are just a road accident waiting to happen. Loved it, great place , can't agr...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten T error. I didnt want...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished? The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, its a rooster. Her boyfriend decides to g...

Lady Driver Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving. The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank. The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees. She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles With...

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife Cold As Ever! Yeah? she replies. When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last!