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Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. A pair...

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

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Could some please tell how you adjust the headlights on a this vehicle. I want to lower them just a touch. I think I have found the adjusters but not sure. Would not want to get it wrong.

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now,...

Anyone watching Ice Truckers? Amazing driving.

Hello all I have just sent another email to RACV regarding the above Hello Team Further to my previous feedback below, I have checked the sizes on the Concept brand of caravans and all of their vans from 15'6" are 9'6" in height and those from 17' are 7'9" wide so therefore none of these v...

Just want to share with you all the amazing day I have had today -compliments of the local Scenic Rim Council (SE Qld) - I volunteer at the local visitors centre, and to increase our local knowledge and introduce us to som e of the newer tourism venues in the area, the council are taking two small busload...

Hi folks .. As I do have an interest in singing .. primarily 'oldies' and 'country' music, I'm keen to speak with anyone who may also be involved in using Karaoke equipment. My intention is to purchase an External Drive which attaches via a USB connection to ones computer. This drive however, needs to h...

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, &quo...

I thought you all might get a giggle out of this.

We were on this bus when it caught fire, on Kangaroo Island a couple of years ago, exit door was jambed and we were all lucky to escape.

Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said,...

should the word darling be added to the swear filter, seems to be used out of context a bit of late cheers blaze

Right at the moment it is snowing around Ballarat.. Now that's cold...

Staying here for a few days. It is the old Wilmington Tourist Park reopened. It is still a work in progress but a great spot to get off the road for a while. If you want Big 4 you will be disapointed but at $20 a night wth showers, water, camp kitchen it has it all

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swe...