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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. Th...

Hey Guys & Gals, There is a new road safety campaign here in Sth Aus, have a look at these ads, they are quite well done, not sure they will make any difference but at least its a clever approach... http://youtu.be/26s-MuPB9uc http://youtu.be/VR1Cg2xHs8c [url]http:/...

The poem below is written by George Mansford in response to a rejection by the Government to index ADF superannuation pensions the same as they do for aged pensionsers and politicians. We have ex ADF GN members here whose incomes are affected by this unjust decision. Do Canberra Suits Think I...

Hi everyone, has any one got experience cooking with a cobb cooker? I would be interested in recipes and tips for getting the best out of the heat beads. For example, how do folks start their heat beads? The official heat bead website had an article on a container for quicker starting to get the bea...

hi all one more day then i,am of on the road,instead of having my afternoon nap in doors the last few days i have slept in my camper van,1st nap found out bed was,t wide enough fixxed that by widing 100mm,2nap bed good slept ok till g/kids woke me up,grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.next couple of naps everthing good,n...

Having been a bit on the worn-out side last week, felt I'd like to report we are all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed again. Yesterday we went on a sea-plane trip out to Horizontal Falls, and had the most exhilarating day, absolutely fantastic! The tide wasnt as big as it can get, but its just as well, as it...

Day three 11/7/11 today really feels like we have begun our adventure. We are finally away from Brisbane, and have said our farewells to the family. We had a lovely weekend with the grandies, Joe and his friend Hailey and her children at Landsborough. They made me feel very special on my birthday on...

ok so was talking to he bride last night about buying a caravan and the topic of a motor home came up, now we are not in the position to buy the big flash one but i thought perhaps buy a bus and onvert it,, over time to a motor home, given that it'll be a few years yet before i can retire, so my question is has anyo...

HI Everyone, Well what an adventure our trip south is turning out to be, left home 10 days ago and the further south we went the colder it got - why does that not surprise me when we were heading for Tasmania. The crossing on the Spirit wasn't too bad, although they forcast gale force winds around midnight...

A group of tough looking bikers were out riding one day when they came across a girl about to jump off a bridge. They stopped & the lead biker, a big burly bloke got off his bike, strolled over to the girl & asked her what she was doing. "I'm going to commit suicide so don't come any closer&quo...

Gday... I am a self-funded retireee - no other income (no fruit picking next year) - pay no tax and get no Govt payments. I hold a Seniors Card, I just went to the Clean Energy website ..... and got this info ..... Support for self-funded retirees Self-funded retirees who hold a Commonwealth Seniors He...

when is the next one? thanks for a great comp, don't fancy Steve's job. -- Edited by _wombat_ on Monday 11th of July 2011 09:05:42 AM

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came fr...

THE SENSITIVITY OF SENIORS. This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Vancouver after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly gentleman received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to al...

BALGAL Beach residents are furious their million dollar view is being spoilt by thoughtless caravan & motorhomers users who spill outside the campgground and in front of their homes. Long-term resident Ray Sparks said that after eight years he had had enough. The caravan park is free to users b...

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy > day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her > husband's car pull into the driveway. > > > 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's > home early!' &...

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827". Then he realizes t...

check out the web site page, go to the looking for work part. on the right hand side grain flow has an add. its easy to learn, your partner should be able to get a job as well, if he wants or send him to do the samplers job. good money, long hours though, also you can try grain corp as well as they are always looki...

I'm going to get bashed this time Scientists have Finally found out what is Wrong with th Female Brain On th left side there is nothing right On th right side there is nothing left Richo