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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...

Was in the Chinchilla Tourist Info Office this morning and couldn't help but overhear some people chatting with the bloke behind the counter. They spent last night at Chinchilla Weir and they said there were about 40 other vans there as well and that there were too many people there for their liking. T...

Can't afford it. Called into Bridgestone to ask the correct presssure for my tyres as had so much conflicting information. Turns out to be 36 by the way. Only to find out I need to replace my rear tyres.. He said best you don't go too far out of town without replacing them. So after renewing the rego this...

I can recommend Bernie's Tyres, 84 Hollingsworth St., N. Rockhampton. Ph: 0419 292 427. These guys know their business, and will not rip you off. Cheers, Sheba.

Was told this at the Penrith show and the bloke was from QLD and was not a caraven salesperson. Is this true?

Barrs Tyres at 46 Hackett Terrace Charters Towers (Ph 07 4787 1417) gave excellent advice and good value when I recently had my two front tyres replaced. I can recommend them based on my experience. Anton

Many moons ago ....... back as far as the mid 50's we used to travel the Putty road north-west of Sydney, from Windsor to Singleton, when it was dirt. Over the years, it was tarred but still a rotten road to travel - heaven knows how much of it I walked with car sickness, my dad used to get out and we would walk...

This week has been spent putting the finishing touches on Felicia. She has been polished, primped and prepped for her special party being held on Saturday. It's not too late to RSVP if you want to come along in Brisbane this Saturday afternoon. All are welcome and there are a couple of forumites alre...

Has anyone heard from Marj? Has the new baby come into the world?

We finally got away again for a short trip ( 3 weeks) and are at Berri SA. Cosidering going home via Broken Hill but not sure of 'safe' stopping points on the way. Anone stayed at Cobar or Nyngan recently and what is your opinion of the parks there?? Would not stay at Wilcannia for obvious reasons, but not s...

Caravan parks here in Kalgoorlie have been very busy and quite often full. to avoid disapoitment why not ring ahead and get a feel of the situation. We hate turning away, especially the elderly, there is a limit. This suggestion can apply anywhere on the circuit but moreso in the regional areas. Enjoy...

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God sai...

A Wife's Revenge: A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. she drags him out of the house, into the too l shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop!...

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The...

A mate's daughter suggested he do something useful with his time. She suggested he go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. He did this, and when he got home he told her he had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping o...

And another one ...............Brings tears to the eyes.........!! For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wor...

C'mon peoples I need a laugh.....The Pies Got thrashed last week

Our daughter sent us the attahed photo today after receiving the bag of goodies we sent up that were purchased during our recent Tassie trip - gotta love my little devil!!!

HUSBAND FINISHES READING THE BOOK "BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" & SAYS TO HIS WIFE, FROM NOW ON MY WORD IS LAW. YOU WILL PREPARE ME A GOURMET MEAL TONIGHT WITH A SCRUMPTIOUS DESSERT. AFTERWARDS WE WILL HAVE THE KIND OF SEX THAT I WANT. YOU WILL BATHE ME AS I RELAX, TOWEL DRY ME THEN MASSAGE MY FEE...

Hi all Can you recommend Showgrounds or good cheep camp sites along The Great Ocean Road.And must see placesThank you Tracey and Kim