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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 120 km/h, sir.' The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this ca...

Just to say G'day and we are still around, though don't post too much these days but now my work load has dropped to Part time I will have more time for my favourite forum. Glad to see some familiar posters still around, hope all are well and travelling easy. Ell

> *Sue and her husband Frank went for counseling after 35 > years of marriage. > > When asked what the problem was, Sue went into a > passionate, painful > tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 > years they had > been married. > > She went on and on and on: n...

Your van is looking so good Vic, Coming along nicely. Can you tell me about the awning, brand, type, size and even price if you want to. Thats what I will be looking for next. I have been looking at the Ironman 4x4 but open to other suggestions.

gubby and HW

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Congratulations on taking out first place in the photo comp Dunco. And also congratulations to Pete N Margaret on taking out 2nd and 3rd. Some fantastic pics in there and looking forward to the next comp... Ohh, commiserations to Wombat, maybe next time..

A Lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines an...

Has anyone had a holiday in Malta? If so, what did you think. Likes, dislikes etc etc etc.

from hope you are feeling better, have they done your heart...

Just got my new camper trailer and intend to travel from Melbourne to Alice taking a couple of months and stopping off for a while to do a trip to Lake Eyre. Meeting a couple of friends in Alice and then doing the Larapinta trail. I travelled in the car last year for two months but this is my first time with a c...

Hi all! I'm now at my sisters, after spending a few extra days..unintentionally..with friends in Bundaberg. I came down sick, and just couldn't get out of bed. Luckily, I had a real bed in the house, not in Gypsy. Finally felt well enough to drive to my sisters today, and off home tomorrow. So my adventu...

any one esle got Sleep Apnea i have been told i have it just wanted to know how any one else is getting along with it

We were happy as Larry to be off "on the road again". Got as far as ****lebiddy & OH we stopped suddenly. Probably a seal gone on the fuel pump. But the bad news - approx. $3000 just to take the motorhome back to Kalgoorlie. So here we are much poorer back in Kalgoorlie & goodness kn...

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nun...

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Joe." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom man...

For those handy men out there , if you are wiring up your tug/van/camper etc with a accessory that draws a constant heavy load then dont use these fuse holders. They are rated up to 30 amps , but are no longer a good fuse holder in the above mentioned situation. I have just had three of these units , fitted to...

only ever flew on this bird once, but what an experience LHR to New York in just under 4 hours

Well I have read your posts and I am very envious of you all. I have an almost vintage van 12' including drawbar very comfortable but basic, an annex n awning if needed. Shower tent porta loo n bush shower, 3 way fridge n all towed by a 1997 Toyota. That is what I can afford n I want to head off. Any thoughts or s...

Was in Safeway this arvo, came across an oven/benchtop cooker for 29.99. Going back tomorrow to get one as will be great for in the campervan. Very lightweight as well. Aldi also have one but it looks heavy and has two top elements as well. 99.00 Don't see the need for the two top elements as I have the gas s...