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Sis, bil and I are heading to Vic in Oct and have a list of places we want to see, and rellies to catch up with. Two cousins we particularly want to see, one is in Ferntree Gully, and another in a care facility at Pakenham. We also want to see the Yarra Valley and Dandenong areas. We know nothing about thes...

Well, it seems to me that this travelling is responsible for most of us feeling pretty healthy, if this Health and Wellbeing section is correct. Not one posting since 1st June 2012 - must be an alltime record!! Lets hope we all stay healthy and well for as long as possible. Take care.

Hi All, My first post to this very informative forum. We are considering coming south on the above road via Ravenshoe, The Oasis Roadhouse and down to Charters Towers in the next couple of months. Has anybody travelled this road in recent times. Have heard through 2nd & 3rd hand sources that there...

Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical !!! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimat...

to John A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walki...

Hi guys, it's great to still read about your adventures and I do miss being on the road. Business is going well though and Deb and I are looking at buying another motorhome next year and heading off. Good to see my old mate Billeeeee still creating havoc out there and enjoying life as only he can :) If any...

Gladys failed a Health and Safety course at the Local Senior Centre today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F*&^ing' big ones," was apparently, not the right answer.

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had just had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" "I died of shame!" She answers! Why? Her Mother asked. Annie said, Koos from down the road, says that the stork brings babie...

Last month a world-wide phone survey was conducted by the UN.The only question asked was:-"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"The survey was a huge failure because of the following:1. In Eastern Europe they didn't kno...

Love this one especially.

Many words have similar or even the same, meaning. For example Vision, Vista, View and Sight are all words that are pretty much interchangable and will be found in a Thesaurus when looking for word options. But are they really. One might comment to one's wife that she is "...a Vision...&quo...

Have a great day Chris. Cheers! Chris -- Edited by gypsy rover on Thursday 21st of June 2012 09:47:38 AM

Gday...

"I have outlived my pecker My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would be...

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."

Be aware that freshwater fishing "rules" differ from state to state. Two groups of fisherpersons have been fined a total of nearly $20,000. 00 in recent weeks. From what has been revealed they were way outside the limits and consequently paid the price. Play it safe, get a copy of "r...

This is hilarious http://www.rtbot.net/play.php?id=Xv1tMioGgXI Cheers! Chris

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieki...

Had a week in Menindee lakes out of Broken Hill; lovely place. Must say Tim and his partner at the Menidee caravan park (5 kms out of town towards broken Hill) looked after me very well. Always had a smile and gave me some BIG yabbies when I left. Recalled to Adelaide. About to leave again, this time no towi...

ONE half of Shady and me is coming of age on thursday the 28th june 2012 Three cheers