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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. T...

Hi There, I was recently in Cardwell QLD by the beach on White street - after attending the public toilets I fell on a pothole and was in hospital for 4 days and then had to fly home to seek further treatment. Unfortunately I nor did my companions take a photo of the hole and I want to write a letter to the coun...

Well we're just about ready to hit the road.Got the new car and we pick up the van at the end of the month. tidying up loose ends & then off on the great trek.The years of wishing & hoping have gone & our dream is arriving.Hope to catch up with many of you on the road

Hi all, Well I couldn't sleep could I so I watched a program I recorded during the week as it was new and I like to support new Aussie TV or Movies. PLEASE, surely the young people at Cronulla where this is supposed to be filmed and with NO actors are not that stupid?????? Sorry to anyone that lives in that a...

THE GENIEA man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, s...

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Whilst in Gin Gin Rest Area Camps6 #118 I met up with Ken & Lyn, Dun Wurkun their forum name and John is Jack Mac, good to put a face to the names as we talked about our travels. This rest area is huge and well laid out with a couple of toilet blocks and running water available, you are only allowed a one ni...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels...

had a replacement airconditioner installed in our home. same brand, same place to put it - just out with the old and in with the new one. got a quote for $850 and told job will take half a day. job was completed in 2 1/2 hours by one man. not bad wages. do you think we were ripped off or is this an ok price? -- E...

Hi there I am hoping to start planning my first trip with my little foxy Lucy it wont be for a while but I can start planning hey Does anyone know of any pet friendly caravan parks in the Ballina or Lennox Head area? Thank you

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. Henry James (1843-1916)

Hi guys, We have just bought a 1998 jayco starcraft. We have had vans before but have never come across these Centurion thingys that are suppose to convert our lights from 240 down to 12v. Could someone please explain what these things do (as no manual was included) Do we need a battery?? We tried to turn...

Back in Mareba from our five week trip up to The Tip. Visited and stayed at several beaches on way up. Done most of Old Telegraph Track. My friend with me was not so lucky, he hit a tree returning from Vrilya Point, his Patrol has been shipped back to Brisbsne, and they flew back. Took half a day of scrubbin...

well i have done i have just given 2 weeks notice at my job . a bit scary but my health and family come first i have just come back from long service after 4 months off only to find that nothing had changed and after 3 stresfull weeks and getting the flu it was decision time so now where to start, where to go and w...

Hello all Left St Lawrence this morning after a couple of days and it is starting to dry, as they also had heaps of rain. Must have been about 30 vans there. Could not get a c/p at Rocky or Yeppoon so went onto Calliope on the top level. Has been rain here also but is drying out,and on the lower lecel it is still...

July 21 1969 Man landed on the moon July 21 2012 Man retires That man was me Wife retired a week earlier Picked up new mitsubishi Diesal Chellenger Baby sitting duties for brand new grandson No. 6 for August Then LOOKOUT Blast Off Regards to all Brian and Lana

We were all packed up and ready to leave Mount Malloy for Cooktown. Had morning tea with GN gathered there ( pancakes were on the menu) and got talking like you do and suddenly it was really too late to head off. Well such is life and in the end it really didn't matter we will get to Cooktown tomorrow. Oh, By t...

Just a post to let you know of a good honest mechanic if you are looking for one in the Mareeba, Qld area. His name is Sam Musumeci and his number is 07 4092 6085 or 0410328930. He did a job on our cruiser and he did an excellent job. Would recommend him any day. His workshop tidiness is the give away. Brian

Billeeee recommended that I go to Darlington Park on a previous thread so here is the result. Darlington Park Camps6 #705 24kms south of Beaudesert on Kerry Road. An excellent place to camp along the Albert River and up the hill towards the kiosk there are plenty of camping spots available. Had no inte...

Camped at the Stotts Island Nature Reserve Camps6 #1 NSW half way between Tweed Heads and Murwillumbah on the old highway. It was raining and the place was really wet with water over the road in huge puddles and the grassy walk to the amenities block was a muddy track. There is a footbridge over the river...