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Had a phone call the other day to ask if I was still interested in buying an Aussie Wide van. Turns out someone has bought them out and are continuing with them, but, unsure if they are retaining the name. I THINK the guy said Kingdom, but not sure if I heard that part correctly. Interesting with Creative a...

Hello my G.N.friends I would like to know if there is a map or website showing auto gas service stations in N.T.and W.A. We're still planning our trip for next year in March. Duration 9-12 months touring N.T. and W.A. What in incredible age we have lived in. Seen man on the moon,heard the most incredibl...

And I did try hard to get those boys to come out to play but alas it was a no show. It might have to be divine intervention to get them all here together at the same time I think. Can not play by myself in here it is no fun doing the stirring without anyone. I'm going to take my bat and ball back to the loungeroom...

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down...

During mid to late September, I would like to take a leisurely weekend trip from Perth to Wave Rock and back. Is there a set circuit? There is an interesting write up about the Tin Horse Highway in the latest issue of the CMCA magazine which, because its close to Hyden I want to incorporate in the trip. Al...

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our ey...

Happy Left Handers Day to all you lefties! http://www.lefthandersday.com/ I have often said the nicest people in the world are left handed Sagittarians, followed bu all other lefties, with common old right handers dragging along in the rear!

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigu...

A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.' Bloody good value that! -- Edited by sarg on Saturday 17th of August 20...

Two Irish farmers bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the same price they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realise they'd ended up with no more money than they'd started wi...

I know many men - but not all - believe the blacker the billy and better the taste. IMHO that is hogwash! I use mine in and out of the van and also at home and I insist they be kept in as new condition as possible. Mine are years old and still shining. I always smear some washing up detergent around them befor...

I am investigating which GPS to use in the tug, other than basic GPS capability I believe I would benefit from having rear camera support, large vehicle route support, and the ability to act as blue tooth device for a phone (we can have one through the car, and the other through the gps). I am currently l...

We have been travelling around Australia since early June. Mainly NT and Queensland. In this time have found some great caravan parks and some dreadful one's. The Blue Heeler which is between Cloncurry and Winton is one of the best places we have found. The caravan Park itself is not that flash but the...

To go with the suzi goldstream camper one double bed slide out 700 kgs

Saw these at Camel Soak & Caron Dam )Perenjori , Buntine Rock & Miamoon (Wubin.

Well folks after the demise of Creative caravans and our plans being put on hold, our plans finally turned up today for our new van. Thought I would share it with you all can't wait to see the finished product. Have been told that we should expect delivery mid October so fingers crossed, we still might ge...

Bloke says both my wife's died .what did the first won die of, eating poison mushrooms. the second died of a broken neck ,how come . She wouldn't, eat the mushrooms....

Two Greek blocks down the beach, joe says to George,how come you get plenty of sexy girls. george tells joe put a potato down the front of your speedos. george sees joe the next day and tells him put the potato in the front NOT THE BACK...... Alan

This is what will happen when the Govt. forces us to work until the age of 70... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=19THRdXxmaI

We are at Oakey for a few days . Staying at the showgrounds . $15 / night . Good showers , toilets and power included .