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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stea...

We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately,it was raining- I couldn't play golf so I talked to my wife for a few hours. She seems like a nice person.

gone to bed

Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurt...

"morning all. Looking for some advice and helpful hints for a trip to the gemfields. Have the required gear and have read a bit but looking for first hand hints. Not looking to make a fortune or to discover a monster gem but rather the experience.

Hitched up, couldn't get chock out from the wheels, it had settled into the gravel. Got there eventually. Power Is working. Electronic brakes weren't. Just kept reversing, driving forward etc. they came on In the end and are working now. That freaked me out a bit! Glad I didn't shoot down the drivewa...

How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!

Have you ever had your gps lead you astay? I left my sisters place at Pomona, QLD, to go up the Brisbane river valley , to do some Bass fishing , and following the prompts on my gps, ended up on dirt roads in the state forest west of Beerburrum in the fog!I know I haven't upgrade my map data, but these things ca...

Got an email this morning from " bigpond." Said I had to update and verify my email account within 24hrs or it would be suspended. Rang up bigpond and they said it was a SCAM. I deleted it straight away as I thought it might have been. Was a bit worried that I had opened it to read it though. The guy...

why is it vehicle manufacturers never make a sun visor that when pulled into the side window always leaves about 75 to 100mm gap so when driving as the sun goes down you always get the sun through the gap really annoys me my daughter has a hyundai and the visor has an insert that pulls across the gap so why d...

On the 7th of July Roxy and I posted a sad farewell to Lucy our old faithful friend of 16 years and well, we decided not to put ourselves through that again. Well they say time heals all wounds and we are pleased to announce that our new little mate will be arriving by air from Coonabarabran, next Tuesday. W...

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I can't believe it we are about to make our first trip in our new van mind you our van is 14 months old - let me explain mid 2012 we had our house up for sale, van ordered getting close to retirement (we are both in our 50's) my fit and healthy husband all of a sudden took ill - to cut a long story short after 6 mont...

Q: What is Forrest Gump's Facebook password? A: 1forest1

I was in the Mac Cafe yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly...

noticed an ad in the lates edition of caravan and motorhome re, a pc program to document your travels upload pics etc anyone know what its like called nomad notes Neil

Free parking close to Port Melbourne along The Boulevard. The free parking is along The Boulevard close to the port terminal for the "Spirit of Tasmania" ferry to Devenport. No time limits, view to the harbour and clean public toilets too. Suitable for caravans and motorhomes.

had to take my father down for his check up with the cancer doc.. he cant give my dad any more treatment, he feels dad hasn't got long now.. but I hope we can prove him wrong.. just a waiting game...

Had to wait till today to see store manager to get sola panel replaced, wire had come off, all good now. While waiting I have gone to RSL dancing, didnt get home till 2am, then on the Sat morning went to Shep Show with grandkids, went on 1 ride, they are faster then I remember. Then went swimming at shep Pool...

New Area Code - PLEASE READ Be sure you read this and pass it on.809 Area Code We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said 'Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you- get back to us quickly. I have something important to tell you.' Then she repeated a phone number beginning with...