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I love these guys!! If you want a good laugh get out despicable me 1 & 2 on dvd, love the minions!!!

A little girl asked her mother "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough". The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" One day the first...

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Hi All, In preparation for the east west trip we have been looking for roadside assist providers in the event of a breakdown, But due to size of our rigs, none of the usual providers eg NRMA, RAC etc cover them. We have been looking on the net and have found a business called fixmytruck.com.au , Has anyon...

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come...

What a delight to find 24 hour parking beside the Lowe Street park in York with 4 power points, and taps - FREE. Toilets and a new dump point. Not only that but I had been here less than an hour and was visited by a local young councillor who popped in to say hello and welcome. He says they are thinking of p...

Keith and Alice, a couple of Ragers...........especially Alice,,,,,,Heheheh -- Edited by billeeeeeee on Wednesday 6th of November 2013 11:30:44 AM -- Edited by billeeeeeee on Wednesday 6th of November 2013 11:48:58 AM

Please drink responsibly sit down so you dont spill any!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. But Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Sa...

It is with some sadness I advise my well-loved 80 Series Landcruiser "Rosy" has been sold. Her new owner promises to love her and treat her with care after he's reconditioned the motor to fit an inter-cooled turbo. We travelled this country together since 2004, over more than 250,000kms...

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

If, like many caravans, yours does not have a built in oven there is a great alternative if you are longing for a delicious home cooked roast whilst on the road. We appreciate the lack of having no oven in our van because the space is taken up by storage drawers that are much more beneficial for us. But we a...

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Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello&qu...

Beautiful setting, $22pn, powered site. Flat, grassed, very quiet and clean. Excellent little stop on the way to somewhere else.

Hi, I have been peri-menopause for nearly 10 years. I was told 10 years ago that it would be 5-10 years for menopause to hit...she's still hiding.... i have had a bad run of hot flushes for the last couple of years, even having to take tablets which made it worse. I stopped taking the tablets and now a few mo...

Has anyone ever heard this rule/law? That you must park with your draw bar to the road. Friends just came back from holidays and one CP insisted it had to be done this way. I thought well a caravan wouldn't really have a choice, but they have a camper trailer so can easily turn it another way it suits them be...

For Copper1 to pick up their new toy. Hope all is as you want Garry, Roxanne and Ruby. Enjoy the day.