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The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...

I have no idea what I need to do, on my journey, but that is what a journey is all about! Am going solo and I am not sure what to expect. I have a Nissan Patrol and a enclosed bike trailer, which will carry my bike and camping gear. Have been given an opportunity to do what I have always dreamt about and I want to...

A bit of a laugh needed sometimes....

New South African Toilet door sign...

Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...

Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Th...

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

I am planning on living in a caravan without a town water supply. Can anyone recommend a hot shower system. I would probably set it up outside the van.

On a clear night the lone ranger and Tonto went to sleep under the stars in there swags. At 2 am Tonto said to the lone rager, arent those stars so bright and must be millions of them up there? Lone ranger replied, oh yer i was thinking the same thing, as it looks like i could tough a star as the so big and look so...

Paddy the Irishman was stopped at a rest area near the Sa and Nt border, he got up at 6 am, had a big strech a yawn then breeky and nature call , then a hour later he hit the road heading towards Alice spring. He wound up to 100 kmh in 30 secs then he realises he forgot his 4 wheel drive and van left in the rest area...

Threw a couple of mango halves face down onto the BBQ when the meat was almost done. Never done it before, but it was beautiful. What do you BBQ?

Grey Nomad get together if interested? Well gang we are almost home from our Tassie trip and we are looking at other things to do. Mallacoota which is just over the NSW border in the East Gippsland has us beckoning once more. Currently we are free camping at Genoa just out of Mallacoota, Camps 6, #2 a...

Gday... 1602 - The Dutch East India company, which was indirectly responsible for many discoveries in the Pacific, is formed. 1942 - US General Douglas Macarthur first makes his famous "I shall return" speech at Terowie, South Australia. 1974 - An attempt is made...

I was told that because I had a caravan I would not be eligible for the CMCA discount, go figure

Hi Off topic , I KNOW but Samsung have reported that the numbers returned for correction are far below the number sold The models are: SW75V9WIP; SW65V9WIP; SW70SPWIP; SW80SPWIP; WA85GWGIP; and, WA85GWWIP IF you have those models cease use & contact Sansung They have caused quite a number of f...

I left the anode in our HWS in our Jayco Starcraft a bit long. So far I have put WD40 on it and tried nudging it. I thought it may break off. Any hints would be appreciated thanks..Daryl

So I had my brakes and bearing service on a dual axle Jayco. Bearings were replaced. Whenever I hitch up I check the electric brakes. However, after the service I didn't, it was now rush hour and I had to get through the Melbourne suburbs fun times, I just forgot. It didn't take long to notice that braki...

I've had a cough for 10 weeks now, I've heard it called the 3 month cough, but I know of at least one poor lady who has had it 5 months. You can catch it from grandchildren, and Dr's treatment with antibiotics makes no difference. Have met several who say they have coughed for 5 or 6 weeks, but so far hav...

Hi, we are just wondering if there is any G N's left in Tasie as we would like to catch up some time. We will be around Launceston for about fortnight, then after the V8's will heading towards Hobart along the coast road. PS does any one know any free camps near Simmons Plains for the car racing. Cheers reg &...