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MUM'S BIBLE. Four brothers left home for University, and they became successful doctors And lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They Discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to the Gold Coast . The first said, "You kn...

1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady?s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Fra...

We stopped in Lockhart today for lunch and this iconic cafe had a sold sign in the window. The insides looked like they were renovating. The booth seating was gone and it looked like a demolition site. Some members would remember a pic of this cafe in pick this place a while ago. I hope they eventually r...

I was driving this morning when I saw an RACV van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that man's heading for a breakdown. I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over. My girlfriend th...

Is there any info regarding the arrangements for Rods funeral Ken

At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer."But I don't know how to pray," he replies..Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.," says his father."Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors a...

Howdy all, I am currently in Penrith NSW and at this stage will be leaving tomorrow, Sunday. I am heading up the Pacific and Bruce highways, arriving in Townsville possibly Wednesday or Thursday. With all the rain in the East I would realy appreciate any information on closed/flooded roads or the po...

Hi there, I have an issue that maybe someone out there in motorhome land can give me some advice. As you can see...I drive a big bus and the fuel tank contains apporox 350 litres. My useage is about 2.5 to 2.8 klms per litre....So I should be able to travel well over 600+ Ks. However on recent trips I only get...

There are times when the F word is not only desirable, But quite frankly it can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations. Check out the following examples. The word is 'FE...

Hi all Love this forum we are newbies and preparing our first big 4 month trip later in the year with our much loved pooch in our current 1992 Coromal 475 Seka on a budget Would appreciate advice on purchase/installation of rooftop air conditioner. No doubt will have many more questions. Appreciate...

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. Th...

Hi all, we have been at Aysons Reserve for a couple of weeks now it's a great place. There are very clean toilets and a dump point but no rubbish bins or potable water we recommend this place to everyone, it's very central and close to Bendigo

Does anyone know if your van is covered by insurance if it is damaged or stolen while unattended in a "free" camp site?

Cool way to separate egg yolk! www.youtube.com/embed/iAp8pEaWB1Y -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Wednesday 22nd of January 2014 12:04:30 PM

I am new to gluten free cooking, not enjoying some of it, but am doing my best, husband Cliff eats similar to me. Have not yet found bread I can eat, and been to an expo and tried everything, except for toasted and hot. At least can eat meat, veg, dairy etc and happily wine is on the list...Pat

I have a 12-pin flat plug on my vehicle for use with the caravan. I have bought a mac raclight so I can illuminate the numberplate when carrying my bike. I need to wire the "mac raclight" to a 7-pin flat plug so I can use it with the fitting on my vehicle. Problem is that the mac raclight only...

The Theory of Intelligence Explained (over a beer) 'Well you see it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a wh...

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?" I said, "After the football love" She said, "You do realise that you can record it?" I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy fini...

Hi Guys , just installed Camps7 app into my GPS , good value for money , works a treat.

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let...