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A blonde wanted to sell her car but she couldnt find any buyers.She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many kilometres she had on her car. She answered, 300,000.Her fried told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put it down to 70,000 kms. A couple...

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...

Hi I have an E9 error come up on the camec instantaneaous hot water system WH-1.5 The manual informs me that this is to do with the water flow switch. Water flow is still as strong as it ever was so I am thinking a faulty switch. Has anyone else had this happen and was it the flow switch at the back right hand...

Elsewhere I have posted a request for assistance in identifying wires from a van to the correct pin numbers when fitting a new plug to the caravan. When I started fitting the new 12-pin plug to the caravan wires I noticed that the flat sides of the plug were interchangeable, although being slightly dif...

The Lawyer & the Engineer.A lawyer and an engineer were fishing while on holiday and began talking.The lawyer said, Im here because my house burnt down and everything was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.Thats quite a coincidence, remarked the engineer. Im her...

Hi all, Has anyone been on road from Jericho to lake dunn recently.? We are at the lake and would prefer not to backtrack to Aramac.Some recent experience would be appreciated. We have an AWD Kia with 15 ft Avan. Thanks in anticipation,Neal.

Has anybody come across a requirement to remove towballs from your vehicle when leaving the caravan in the park etc. I have now heard from a couple of different.sources that drivers are being find in Mout Gambier ad the Riverlamd.for not removing g them.

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For those unlucky enough to be in cold country for the next few months. Your tyre pressures will decrease. Physics of some sort. Also they will lose pressure more quickly, So, check your pressures and maybe add 1-2 psi to your normal.

A couple of anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the locals. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work.A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague his doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a grou...

Hi everyone, I just wanted to put in a quick reminder that our forum rules prohibit discussion of politics and religion. This policy was put in place as experience has shown that these topics can lead to bad feelings and this is, above all, a positive forum intended primarily for the discussion of vari...

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound slee...

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom but misjudged the bottom step.As he caught himself by grabbing the bannister, his b...

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"Again, th...

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks. "Sweetheart" she sobs "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone ra...

I wonder if this is legal.

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Ok Brains Trust Currently with a Telstra Plan and an IPhone ? (3 years old). Plan finishes this month so I'm considering an update mainly to get a better camera. What's the thoughts on changing to a Samsung or something similar. Thanks in advance. Regards Hendo

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggy.The drinks are brought out and the waiter ta...