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Desperate to use a payphone, a visitor to town searched high and low, and when he eventually found one, it was already occupied. Hoping that the man inside the kiosk wouldn't be long, the visitor waited impatiently outside, constantly looking at his watch. In an attempt to convey a sense of urgency,...

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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says...

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Hi all, hope u all in good spirits. Now down to it, does any body know where and how much these lock systems are. Was showen one other day and was expressed but he did say they where expensive just need to know what expenive is. Cheers OMD.

Perth traffic - what next? Thursday I was traveling on the inside lane going south at peakish hour on the Leach hwy. And down comes a kitset motorised trike down the centre between the traffic. It was quite big, had a alloy cover over the riders legs, he must have been in a reclining position. If I was to bu...

Hi All, If we are moving around our Island. How will I know if a Towns Water supply is Dam / Spring OR Bore Water. I read Bore water STUFFS water heaters in no time. If a remote Town has water in CP Will it be OK to put in our tanks. JAYCO is supplying our van with a water filter. But is this Enough? Your Knowled...

Hi All Being new to towing a caravan, my husband and I booked into a one-day towing course held at Gympie (a couple of hours north of Brisbane). It was the best money we've spent! We now both have the confidence to handle our large van in any sticky situation when travelling the roads. We learnt all abo...

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner and theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi company and requested a cab.The taxi arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the ho...

We have a 1994 Toyota Landcruiser Diesel. Often we have to go through a long procedure of ignition on, wait, fire, ignition off, wait, ignition on, wait, fire up when she is cold. she once would tick over on first try ..... What should we check out .... any suggestions?

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Arrived in Goomeri this afternoon and went to the showgrounds to see if we could book in for a few nights. As we approached we saw the place is quite busy but didn't look full so drove in and have been lucky enough to get a spot. I don't know if it is normal but they have opened the gates to allow people to set up...

A lady came into the Visitor Information Centre in Yeppoon today, wanting to put up an advertisement for a grey nomad couple to house-sit in July & August. We couldn't help her with that, but I told her I'd spread the word on the forum. She has a house on a hill with good views and would prefer a couple....

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Oh no, he hasn't got lost. Nope, still around, sorry. I'm here! Finally arrived in Townsville and set up staying in my van parked in the driveway at my Daughter's place. But first let's do a bit of a U Turn and go back a bit. After all, it has been a month. Phew! The weather god's really let us have all...

The Nostalgia Machine For those who grew up with the Beat Generation - when music really made your toes twitch - drift back to those bygone times with this lot and re-feel the excitement of your far younger self. Sadly, theres nothing from the late 50s. The Nostalgia Machine <http://thenostalgia...

We arrived home in Melbourne today after spending 3 enjoyable weeks traveling up the Cobb Hwy as far North as Booligal. We then cut across to Hillston on the Kidman Way & travelled South via Griffith & Tocumwal back into VIC. Our hands are tired from waving back at oncoming RV's heading North o...

The Teacher: asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today jimmy." Jimmy replied crying. " Because I heard my Daddy tell my Mommy." . . . . . . 'I am going to eat that P...ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today.'

This red centre park is off Larapinta Drive the turn off is about 30ks from Hermansburg and well worth a stop. Cheap $10 per night, I only had a $5 note in my pocket so went to go get some cash from the car and Ken the proprietor said $5 will do so next morn we spent a few dollars in the store to help. We were the o...