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A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes and does over all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. If the afternoon the rooster again has his way with all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds th...
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Tonight's joke..
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Tonight's joke.For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Australia has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.O...
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Plane flight
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or...
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Town Drunk
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Problems of a small town.
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Lost garden rake
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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She can't hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and...
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Vegan
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-- Edited by rgren2 on Saturday 29th of July 2023 02:22:34 PM
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Burke Developement Road
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Any updates on this road from Normanton to Cloncurry?? Much appreciated.
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Burke Developement Road
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Any updates on this road from Normanton to Cloncurry?? Much appreciated.
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Burke Developement Road
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Any updates on the road from Normanton to Cloncurry?? Much appreciated.
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HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY?
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HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY?(written by kids)1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. G...
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Smart Cattle Dog
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A city fella out in the country for a drive stops at a small Pub for a beer. When he walks in he notices a table with four chairs where some poker is being played. Looking closer he sees there is actually a cattle dog on one chair playing cards. He comments "wow that sure is one really clever dog being able to p...
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Speaking sheepdog
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for". "But I only have 36 sheep" says the farmer. "I know" says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up"
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Caravaner’s Creed
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Some profound thoughts here? -- Edited by yobarr on Friday 28th of July 2023 05:50:31 PM
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Not throwing Wifey's clothes out
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Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
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SUV
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Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Gardening - ripening tomatoes
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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wi...
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Elderly couple marriage
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An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Fina...
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Newspaper announcement - births
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A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.
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Weight loss program
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...
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Wedding fight
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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...
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