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f Hello to everyone. We are new to this site and looking forward to reading all the great topics. We have a big Q! We are purchasing a new van for our big adventure, we are not having airconditioning installed as we will be mostly bush camping. My Q is does anyone know of a product which we can paint on the r...

I saw this on the net and thought how many of the Grey Nomad community would benefit from this machine. Not only does your clothes but you get a gentle workout too. Maybe a better bet than those Revitive Circulation devices. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUgF24GcDi0

Dear Jaclyn I am shortly to become engaged to a wonderful man. My psychiatrist tells me that an open, honest relationship is the foundation of a happy marriage. But there are a few things about my family that are difficult to raise in conversation. For instance, my father is a drug dealer and touches u...

I have just been advised that the company from whom I purchase electricity from are lowering their buy price to five cents per kW solar generated power and no change to their sell price twenty five cents per kW, I currently have a six month old 3.75 kW solar system which I installed to ensure that we can li...

Jacky was sitting inthe gutter in a suburban street. It was garbage day, and the council garbage truck stopped right by him. Where's ya bin? asked the garbo. I bin away, answered Jacky No wheres ya wheely bin? asked the garbo impatiently. Oh said jacky, i weely bin in prison, but i tell me friends i've be...

A black fella walks into a bar with one thong on. The barman ask's, Did ya lose a thong mate,? Nah i found one yeah i know you herd it already cheers.

Dave & Mable first appeared as characters in On Our Selection by Steele Rudd. The rudd stories were turned into films by the Australian director Ken Hall, with a very young Peter Finch playing Dave. The sexual escapades of Dave and Mabel have been a staple of Australian humour ever since, with mo...

The old man and the hunter An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor consider...

A couple of greynomads were travelling along the road when suddenly there running along side of them in the paddock was a three legged chook. It suddenly made a right turn up a side track towards a farm house. Intrigued by this the nomads decided to follow the chook. At the end of the track they met a farme...

We are having a Caravan built and are at the stage of adding a few extras. What is the opinion of the Nomads as to whether we add a grey water tank now for approx $500 fitted. I realise that it will depend on where we camp if we will ever use it but some people are saying that more places are requesting that you h...

High can any one tell us what kind of pump we need to pump water from a dam or lake for approx.30mtres Thanks in advance

I had one of those sleep apnoea tests on 5/11. They wire you up to a box which is strapped across your chest & then they send you home to sleep & everything gets measured & recorded. You look like & feel like a suicide bomber. Well, when I went in for the results on Monday I was told I had w...

Hi - we sorted out converting the twin beds to a double - placed a board across the beds and put mattresses on top for sleeping and as singles during the day . Now what to buy/keep in the van ?? What are your must haves that you can't do with out? I have kettle, radio, first aid kit, plastic plates, cutlery...

Gday... Wakool River Reserve, Wakool NSW - CAMPS 8 NSW site 514 - GPS 35 29 58 S 144 27 30 E This is a large, open camping area along the south bank of the Wakool River, immediately on the south side of the Wakool River bridge on the Wakool-Deniliquin Road. The toilet is a very basic long-drop single toilet -...

Senior Driving As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" Heck,said Herman, "It's not j...

The Australian preacher enquired: "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."With that, an Aboriginal got in line, and when it was his turn, the vicar asked: "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?"Mulr...

Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eightiesAnd had never been married. She was admired for hersweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastorcame to call on her and she showed him into her quaintsitting room.She invited him to have aseat while she prepared tea...As he sat facing...

Have a great one Sarg!!!

Leaving Greens to do a housesit in Shepparton. Have been here 5 wks only because I can detach from the awning to go to town. Has been great here around friend's on the Lake side view with John Dave Doug Denice Sandra Robyn and Ted Mike Lorraine and Brant,and the people we met in the time here. Has been great...