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A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy...

"Double Demerit Points" comes into effect at midnight tonight. Plus this year there will extra vigilance on obscured number plates (including plates that are higher than 1.3M or not visible at 20 meters at 45 degrees), overloaded trailers and caravans and unsecured loads (includin...

Hi All On most forums there is the option to list the recent posts across all groups in one list, i see you can do it on this forum when you using the mobile version of the site (Under menu, most recent when in the mobile client) but i can't seem to find it in the full site, Anyone know where to look? Cheers Nev

I went looking for a friend on the List of users and discovered that in 238 pages of names it was page 92 before I found the beginning of those who had posted at least one post. So there's 146 pages of members who have never posted. (I have my lists from 'most posts' down to 'no posts') My only comment is they...

Gday... Cheers - John

"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10! See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!""Very good." said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"Yes, it's because you're blonde.&q...

Hi All, It will be a special Christmas this year for us both, as the Specialist has rang to say its time. Nine months has passed, 249 days of gestation at aged 60 is long enough. Lambie has been waking up and down the hallway trying to speed things up. Our little one has to wait no longer to join us tomorr...

OK, this might be a bit off subject but I think it is well worth a look. Do not try it if you are older than the little miracle girl. Simmo.http://www.ba-bamail.com/video.aspx?emailid=18700&memberid=1075763

Finally, A Bicycle-Towed Caravan http://www.coolthings.com/wide-path-camper-bicycle-motorhome/

Hello Nomads, I am new to this forum and hoping for a bit of advise. My Tug 2004 NP Pajero fitted with Air Bags I recently purchased a new Jürgen's Lunagazer J2403 Van, fitted with a AL-CO Friction Coupling, I have always been a believer in the use of a Weight Distribution Hitch (WDH) so naturally when I...

Shout if you will be in the area for a coffee and chat Nev

Would just like to give a heads up on that famous Budget D....t Insurer referred to in another post. When we cracked the chassis of the ute running off the road near Cooktown the assessor inspected & cleared the claim as OK . The underwriters Aust Auto & General reviewed it & we were told as w...

Heads Up.For arthritis and chronic pain suffers; as of January 1st 2016, the prescription medicine Panadol Osteo will be removed from the Prescription Benefit Scheme entailing a fee of $19.30 per script. Should you wish to make a comment regarding this the Minister responsible is Sussan Ley min...

It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...

Yep - Bruce and Bev arrived yesterday, it was good to meet them after exchanging so many private messages, and comment exchanges on the forum - and a lovely couple they are too. Good to meet you Bruce and Bev - even though for a short time, as you are leaving Seabird on Wednesday. Have a great Christmas a...

Hope you all have a terrific and safe Festive Season - From Carol and Vic

OK, I had a real rush of blood while in the paper shop a couple of days ago, and for the first time ever in my 75 years I dropped a $50 note on the counter and said to Gavin, give me 5 X $10 Scratchies. The most I have ever done is buy a couple of $1 or $2 scratchies. Well I couldn't get home quick enough and start scr...

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...