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Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...

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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...

Hi Folks. I would welcome some ideas / help. We are loving our Sprinter campervan (see avatar) and we plan to do some extended 'work from the van' trips. I'm lucky in that I can work online. The van is a factory converted LWB Sprinter by KEA. They are made for the rental market so are built 'to a budget' and...

What a surprise, a Collingwood player who knocked out an opponent flying at him in mid air gets exonerated at the tribunal. You have simply got to have Collingwood in the finals. Money,! money! money! Total farce.

I give up. So... How do I access my P.M's. thanks Jay&Dee

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...

Saw this advice on a Roadtrain, apparently warning car drivers not to get frustrated by slow-moving caravans. Best to keep up with traffic, or at least be courteous, pulling over regularly to let others overtake. "But I don't feel safe at speeds above 80kmh" they bleat. If you cant stand the h...

I have a water leak on my hose input, the actual hose fitting is fine, it is the white star wheel type fitting that is leaking Does anyone know how to remove it, it turns freely and probably has an o ring or two inside which need replacing I assume, or should I just replace the whole plate with all the fitting...