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Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero. One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and two pis...

One for Dmaxer... A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORYOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?""We don't have any money for food,"...

I am enquiring if anyone knows how to do a Factory Reset on the Renogy RBM500 Battery Monitor ?

Our "loveable " native birds , IBIS, appear to graze on the battery acid from recycle area at our local tip, about 1.5km away. Somedays it must get too hot and heavy, so released at home.The black goopey stuff.

I have always maintained that extended warranties are not worthwhile because our Australian consumer laws override whatever the stated warranty is. So if you buy an expensive TV and it fails after a few years you are covered even if the warranty stated was only 12 months. The dearer the appliance, th...

I am enquiring if anyone knows how to do a Factory Reset on the Renogy RBM500 Battery Monitor ?

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket, can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere...

PINGRUP W.A. caravan park . Park is being upgraded ,10 concrete pads,water,power,dump point at front of park free to all,call 0898291051 to contact and pay $ 20.00 per night. Will be very nice when finished.Staying o/ night off to Bremer Bay tomorrow hope weather stays ok.Cheers people.

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer...

I have a friend who lives in a caravan park in Sydney. He owns a caravan with a shower and toilet (can't be towed .... needs to be placed on a vehicle for removal). There's also an attached hard annex that's 3 x 5 metres, a carport, and a small shed ... all needing dismantling. He paid $29,000 for everything...

Sadly passed by another roll over today, about halfway between Camooweal and the Barkley Roadhouse on the Barkley Highway. Their Prado did not roll but the Jayco Expanda they were towing had definitely seen better days and was totaled. No one hurt which is very good news, but that's the end of their h...

can anybody advise me as to using the Waterfall Way or the Oxley Hwy to go from Armidale to Port Macquarie

Any tips on how to remove a c402, I want to replace like for like to freshen things up.

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or y...

Hi, was going to buy a new air con and noticed all the prices have gone up from last time I looked. Does anyone know if there are traditionally end of year sales for camping and caravan gear etc .. Thanks in advance !!

A boy comes home from school and says to his Mum... "Today the teacher asked a question, and I was the only kid who could answer it!" His Mum says "That's great, what was the question?" "Who farted?" Replied the boy...

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subjec...

I have many connections going direct to my lithium battery in the caravan. I want to simplify removing the battery or working on it when necessary. I was looking to use something like the attached photo and have all connections to this terminal post and only have the one connection to the battery. Is th...

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales , I came acros...