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A mother-in-law doesn't trust her sons-in-law...she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, yo...

Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...

Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...

An oldie but a good one. A C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barri...

A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...

Typical. Overloaded on the rear axle, again. Cheers

Is open for caravans again. A great place to visit with plenty to see including the huge woolshed, old school room, store, dance hall, vintage machinery, animal farm, sheep and shearing equipment and much more. There are powered sites and non powered as well as a huge paddock down by the creek if you ar...

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy...

Hello all,I have added about 200ml of Dot4 fluid to the wrong reservoir the (Control system, the rectangular reservoir! ) then started the engine for a couple of minutes but shuts it off immediately when realizing what happened, I did not drive the van, vacuumed all the content of the rectangular res...

Not too bad, at $8.85 for the piece, just did a basic brown it in the pan and then a slowish roast. Gravy from the pan with a bit of help. Left overs for lunch the next day. Might get a bit fancy the next time.

Hey all. I'm looking to mount UHF Aerial on my 2023 Dmax Xterrain. It can't go on the bonnet like past cars I've had. Has anyone used or know anything about the mounting bracket that fits under the side mirror? If I did use it, where does the aerial cable run? Cheers.

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...

I was going to say supreme sacrifice..... just asking from the all knowing..... supreme 18ft single axle.... anyone have any real life experience, it does not apparently have a very big payload.... any other helpful advice..... we have had plenty of vans, just looking to have a hard top for a change....

A new system of 60 day prescriptions come into effect soon four some 320 medicine's,, health ministers rationale is that it will save us money, because supposedly you will only need to go to the doctors twice a year to get your repeats, and 6 times a year to the chemist. If you take med say for blood pressu...

Ranger and Van weighed before the start of the trip Specs GVM 2956 GCM 5500 VAN GTM 2466 ATM 2670 Ranger weighs 2490 kg loaded which includes 2 pax, 250kg ball weight, van weighs 2460kg actual GCM 4950, unfortunately didnt have time to do any axle weights, as the ute was weighed the day before and wei...

Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...