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When they get married, the woman is thinking that from now on they can go on dates all the time. The man is thinking the exact opposite. It's difficult for me to anticipate what women are going to do or say because I find they think differentlly. And more often. As she gets older, your wife may start losi...

Hi All, Bags packed - check, visas sorted - check, passports - check, dong (millions) - check, tickets - check. Wednesday we hop on the 757 Dreamliner and head to Saigon (or HCMC) via Bangkok to spend time with our son and his family. Returning home early Jan. Check out his website (saigonunseen.com) a...

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A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she tu...

hello everyone, is anyone here in the cmca? thinking on joining cmca since caravans now have full membership but am wondering about the ingham place to stay and want to know about grey water. Do we need to be self contained, is it piped like a caravan park or does it flow onto ground. Also want to know abou...

Hi all, Do you use go jacks to shift your van, boat, car. I do, on our boat on flat concrete pad in the cave on my own. However I can't move the boat / Van on our driveway due in part to it been Stamped with a patterned concrete. Has anyone used larger wheels to overcome the rippled concrete effect????? Jim

Because of so many accidents on the road involving caravans I think the drivers should be made to do a revision course in towing over a certain limit!! Some people have never towed anything bigger than a trailer and then when they decide to hit the road go out and buy a 26ft van or even bigger and then think...

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Hi to you all. Nearly finish our van conversion. Not to sure on insurance as its registered as a van and want to keep it that way. Would like to know what insurance company to use. Can you insure as a campervan if its registered as a van etc etc? Our friends did a conversion and insured as a camper but sti...

Dave and I did our Tow Ed Course today . What a stinking hot day it was. I was ****ing bricks. Coz I have never towed before. Great and very patient instructor. I found the hardest part was reversing in a straight line. only killed a few pedestrians. My theory was, what were they doing walking behind a van t...

Ive never flown before," said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, wont you?" All I can say maam, said the pilot,Is that, Ive never left anyone up there yet! K.J.

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense A...

A married old man thought he would give his wife a Christmas surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him. "What colour?" they asked. He settled for white. "How much does it cost?" he asked. "Twenty-four dollars."... "Expensi...

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you we...

ITECH WORLD have an advert in todays Sunday Times (Western Australia) for a 4.89kva Fuel Injected pure sine wave inverter Generator reduced to $1400.. I am still undecided on whether to buy a generator or not and have read previous posts about the pros and cons, but would be interested in others views...

Gday... Cheers - John

Readers might recall our 2001 JBA Falcon Tourer thread here a few weeks back. The car, a UK kit car based on a 1930's sports car like a Jaguar ss100 has a V6 Holden engine and 5 speed manual gearbox. We towed our home built 3.3 metre long 700kg loaded caravan to Loch in West Gippsland and stayed 2 nights at th...

I was wondering if Newstart Volunteer work can be done on the road , while travelling. Haven't given work away yet but not too far down the track , can't get pension till I'm 66 , 3 years to go now, if they stop moving the goal posts. Cheers Mick

Hi all just joined GNA today - my partner & I have sold our house and are renting until we retire later next year and take off indefinitely in our lovely Sunland off road caravan. We have done a bit of travelling for a month at a time both in tent and then moved to our new Caravan this year. Our question...