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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get r...

After recommendations for a bike rack to go on the draw bar to carry 2 bikes. Even some photos. Ta

A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. Its a slow night and he has no customers.He hears a light knock at the back door, opens it, and there are 2 nuns there. One says, Mr Bartender, can we impose upon you for a wee favor? Certainly, Sister, what is it?Well, its not f...

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live fore...

Comedy - Misunderstanding an Asian Australian talking to his Mum.

Why is the Holly Leaf used for Christmas. It has sharp edges so was not used to wipe your bum.

The next-generation Nissan Patrol is getting closer to its reveal, and will drop its big V8 for a smaller twin-turbo six.Camouflaged prototypes of the Patrol and Armada, as its known in markets like North America, have been making the rounds in recent months as Nissan tests its next-generation fla...

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in.He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?"The trainer looked him up and down and said;"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

If travelling on the GAR.Lookout for Mr Stringy at Dead Horse Flat,The co-ordinates are on the first photo from Google. He is a stringy bark stump about 5ft high,dates back to the 1920's,he was decapitated once and his head was found on the Princes Hwy at Ulladulla,it now has a steel spike down the cent...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven. Teacher: No, listen carefully If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently If I gave you two apples, and an...

Good news story, Nathan Lyon gets the 500th, then another one. A great news story, although the game fizzed to a rapid halt.

I see the Australian Energy Market Operator has been pleading for home owners across Sydney, to NOT turn on their air conditioners after arriving home from a sweltering day at work, and arriving to a sweltering home after work, and saying to themselves nah...don't need the air con. What planet are th...

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a mans car. Both of their cars are demolished but, amazingly, neither of them is hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we sho...

Query..2000w inverter, 2400w at max setting frypan. Can i run frypan at lower power setting ( medish ) and alls good with inverter

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/motoring-news/why-australian-drivers-cant-trust-fuel-efficiency-claims/news-story/d88c97dfb58ad...

In the middle of a merry-go-round to establish my creditworthiness to have a credit card. Since I live off a self-managed fund and don't have a 'regular' income, the amount of paperwork, stat decs, Annual Reports, and on and on to the enth degree like you wouldn't believe and visits to the bank, inter...

Pearl Point is another free campsite for a camper trailer/ slip on or tent about 10 km west of Bemm River/ Sydenham Inlet. Some nice beach walking, Dock Inlet comes to mind, about 3km towards Marlo. Also some good surf fishing either side of Pearl Point. On the way to Pearl Point there are a couple of smal...

Trident Arm campsite is a rather picturesque campsite ( free) overlooking Lake Tyers, there's a dirt boat ramp not far from the campsite. Last time we were there, we took the camper trailer. not sure how a caravan would go getting in there, could be a bit tight. Will need to bring your own toilet or spade...

I have lithium throughout my van - changed over from deep cycle 12 months ago. I have followed what seems to be the premier recommendations for long term shut-down and have disconnected the battery totally at SOC 80%. My Van people say that I should not. While totally disconnected from power (othe...

Time to renew van insurance, called RACV who put our premium up by a huge amount and refused to negotiate a lower premium, so i called AAMI, and saved $100 dollars as well as the van agreed value an extra $2000 higher. I pays to shop around.