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Little Billy came home from school to see the familys pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home, Billy said, Dad, our roosters dead, and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?His fath...

Is it true that there are no more Lemair washing machine available? ours is 10 yr and was still going well until it died. If we cant repair it - what are suggestions to replace it ? It is in a cupboard so has to be same size. Thanks, Gill

"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!".....One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."...Bob's wife goes out and m...

Two men were talking one day."My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man."So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked...."Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...

The lovely Coromal van is well gone to a lucky new owner and the new Avan Ovation M9C is now parked in its place at home. Only 15 months from order to delivery is, I reckon from what I've read, not too bad. I think we're going to enjoy some long term motor-homing. We loved our 3 and 4 month trips in the Coromal a...

This letter has been travelling the internet for years and is often referenced as being written by a 96 or 98 year old woman. When we dug around, it was in fact written as a humour piece for the Courier Mail in 1999 by Peter Wear. This version has been significantly rewritten we understand. Nonetheless,...

My wife asked me what is the Female version a "Man Cave" would be. I told her " A kitchen".

I have a century 105 ah AGM battery, it was stored for quite a long time while building a new house (@7 months) the voltage dropped while in storage , it took 3 days to gain a charge of 12.6v and will not go higher. From my reading the battery should float at 13.8v . my questions are , should I be concerned? Do I...

Victoria used to have some of the best roads,now they are full of potholes,it is a disgrace. Went from Shelly to Walwa, about 30 km. potholes at the start and potholes near the end,like an obstacle course. At least they give you a warning.

I just discovered my first grey pubic hair. Unfortunately, it was in my hamburger.

In a shop buying a pastry. Pointed & held my finger at the pasty I wanted to buy (buying for someone else). The sales person could not see. I said bending a touch & you will clearly see where I am pointing. Still got nowhere. Held buy stance as a permanent fixture. So eventually they came around...

We at the Grey Nomads Forum hope you have all found a fantastic place to spend the festive season. And, whether you are spending some time with family, friends or are having a quieter time by yourself or with your partner, we hope you have a safe and happy Christmas. And we trust that your travels in 2023 h...

Our Vitrifugo 12v van fridge overheated yesreday . Turned it on to go away today working fine (empty) at 2pm. Went to pack food in at 9PM NOT WORKING. COMPRESSOR kept trying to start and shut down. Aircon running in van fridge struggling 47 outside. Has worked ok at 42 deg before but 47 yesterday and park...

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