"I digress ..."

hako · hako

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY 'F's? Count them again. WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. REA...

in transit · in transit

I spent some time this morning researching what we should check out when we visit Wyndham. I was surprised to come across this recommendation for Cobbledicks Ford (where do they get these names?) Wyndham Oasis What an amazing place. Very spectacular part of the Werribee river. Local council is spe...

chicken · chicken

Hi All, We are planning a trip to Tasmania early 2017 for around 3 months, but can't find the dates for High and Low shoulder. Does anyone know? I realize that leaving in Jan 2017 will be the high shoulder but don't know when the prices change for our return as we will be away for around 3 months. Thanks...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Wife's Diary entry: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strangely. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner, and he was awfully quiet. I thought he was upset because I had been running late, but he said nothing about that. When I asked if I'd done something, or said something wrong, he said I hadn'...

kiwijims · kiwijims

A Tale from New Zealand Have you realised yet that computers are controlling more and more aspects of our lives? It is a genuine concern as this short story tells us. For instance, if you've worked in a modern office building, you've probably come across the ventilation problem: if you get hot, you can...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

goldfinger · goldfinger

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mxr83Vkrh00?rel=0&autoplay=1&enablejsapi=1 For those of us who have a little difficulty reversing the car with a trailer/caravan attached....this is how it can be done..... Hoo Roo.....

The Phantom · The Phantom

Does anyone else think that Scott Morrison should shave his head. I think he, increasingly, reminds me of Thomas Dolby. Morrison Dolby Just putting it out there, like The Phantom

dorian · dorian

I was sipping a ****tail while reading a DICKens book when I heard a ****atoo squawking overhead. In the distance I heard the ****-a-doodle-doo of a rooster which reminded me that my ****-a-leekie soup was just about ready. Just then my ****er spaniel chased a ****roach out of the kitchen. That's wha...

goldfinger · goldfinger

I was out in the Whipstick Goldfields today <Eaglehawk/Neilborough area> and came across this historically significant 'puddler' from the mid/late 1800's... Some amoeba brain has chosen this site to dump his trailer load of rubbish.......we can't blame back-packers/itinerants as th...

Lesley F · Lesley F

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is -- in the middle of her election campaign -- now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bastard! How could you hav...

Magnarc · Magnarc

The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland, seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said,I have to ask you this:"Have you had any a...

Haji-Baba · Haji-Baba

This is one for the experts. We Have a 14 year old 7000w heating and cooling A/C which will only start after the remote has been in the freezer for at least 20 minutes. The batteries are removed and then after 20 minutes in the freezer all is well. Don't ask how we got to the freezer bit. Batteries are new a...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Only the Italians can come up with an ad like this................... http://safeshare.tv/w/IEgQqEQmpJ K.J.

Olley46 · Olley46

I just bought brand new Isuzu MU-X it was just 19 hours old,i was showing it to my brother inlaw, we were standing on the foot path when a P PLATER HOON lost control of his v8 holden ute wiped out a little Ford laser coming up towards mine and hit mine as well,he was going that hard he lost control and hit bot...

the rocket · the rocket

thank goodness not much rain here. Has gone out to sea.

Magnarc · Magnarc

Subject: Knowledge test .... Disclaimer.This post is not intended to impugn any GNs intelligence, it is posted merely to amuse and inform. Which of the following names are you familiar with? 1. Monica Lewinski 2. Tony Blair 3. Robert Mugabe 4. Jeremy Corbyn 5. Jorge Bergoglio 6....

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... ..... and Buffy Sainte Marie - 74 this year. Cheers - John

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	ALZEIMER'S EYE TEST (Preview) ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY 'F's? Count them again. WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. REA...	hako	5	1043	10:22 AM Feb 11, 2016 by Happywanderer
	They are tough in Wyndham (Preview) I spent some time this morning researching what we should check out when we visit Wyndham. I was surprised to come across this recommendation for Cobbledicks Ford (where do they get these names?) Wyndham Oasis What an amazing place. Very spectacular part of the Werribee river. Local council is spe...	in transit	7	1123	07:45 AM Feb 11, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	dates of High & Low shoulders to cross on Tasmania ferry. (Preview) Hi All, We are planning a trip to Tasmania early 2017 for around 3 months, but can't find the dates for High and Low shoulder. Does anyone know? I realize that leaving in Jan 2017 will be the high shoulder but don't know when the prices change for our return as we will be away for around 3 months. Thanks...	chicken	1	612	08:13 PM Feb 10, 2016 by jules47
	Diary entries.... (Preview) Wife's Diary entry: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strangely. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner, and he was awfully quiet. I thought he was upset because I had been running late, but he said nothing about that. When I asked if I'd done something, or said something wrong, he said I hadn'...	rockylizard	1	693	10:23 AM Feb 9, 2016 by Trevor law
	How good are Computers ??? (Preview) A Tale from New Zealand Have you realised yet that computers are controlling more and more aspects of our lives? It is a genuine concern as this short story tells us. For instance, if you've worked in a modern office building, you've probably come across the ventilation problem: if you get hot, you can...	kiwijims	7	1366	08:35 PM Feb 8, 2016 by Cloak
	Oh Dear...... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	6	1006	12:26 PM Feb 8, 2016 by jules47
	A reasonable response..... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	3	765	12:22 PM Feb 8, 2016 by jules47
	Reversing a vehicle with trailer or caravan?...this is how it can be done... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/mxr83Vkrh00?rel=0&autoplay=1&enablejsapi=1 For those of us who have a little difficulty reversing the car with a trailer/caravan attached....this is how it can be done..... Hoo Roo.....	goldfinger	3	1024	09:24 AM Feb 8, 2016 by brickies
	The Right Honourable Scott Morrison (Preview) Does anyone else think that Scott Morrison should shave his head. I think he, increasingly, reminds me of Thomas Dolby. Morrison Dolby Just putting it out there, like The Phantom	The Phantom	5	737	12:23 AM Feb 8, 2016 by tonyd
	Censorship gone mad (Preview) I was sipping a **tail while reading a DICKens book when I heard a atoo squawking overhead. In the distance I heard the -a-doodle-doo of a rooster which reminded me that my -a-leekie soup was just about ready. Just then my er spaniel chased a **roach out of the kitchen. That's wha...	dorian	25	1523	11:13 AM Feb 7, 2016 by jules47
	The Ugly Australian Rubbish Dumper.....photos (Preview) I was out in the Whipstick Goldfields today <Eaglehawk/Neilborough area> and came across this historically significant 'puddler' from the mid/late 1800's... Some amoeba brain has chosen this site to dump his trailer load of rubbish.......we can't blame back-packers/itinerants as th...	goldfinger	9	1272	01:30 PM Feb 6, 2016 by TowBall
	bottle shop in st kilda - it's rude!! (Preview)	Lesley F	10	1239	08:05 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Phillipn
	HILLARY !! (Preview) Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is -- in the middle of her election campaign -- now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bastard! How could you hav...	Big Gorilla	3	770	10:05 PM Feb 5, 2016 by Bruce and Bev
	The Lemon picker (Preview) The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland, seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said,*I have to ask you this:"Have you had any a...***	Magnarc	0	802	08:04 AM Feb 5, 2016 by Magnarc
	Home A/C 240 v. (Preview) This is one for the experts. We Have a 14 year old 7000w heating and cooling A/C which will only start after the remote has been in the freezer for at least 20 minutes. The batteries are removed and then after 20 minutes in the freezer all is well. Don't ask how we got to the freezer bit. Batteries are new a...	Haji-Baba	14	1124	04:07 PM Feb 4, 2016 by valiant81
	GREAT FIAT AD (Preview) Only the Italians can come up with an ad like this................... http://safeshare.tv/w/IEgQqEQmpJ K.J.	kiwijims	12	1026	01:57 PM Feb 4, 2016 by Hawk7
	19 hours old (Preview) I just bought brand new Isuzu MU-X it was just 19 hours old,i was showing it to my brother inlaw, we were standing on the foot path when a P PLATER HOON lost control of his v8 holden ute wiped out a little Ford laser coming up towards mine and hit mine as well,he was going that hard he lost control and hit bot...	Olley46	15	1343	02:31 PM Feb 3, 2016 by Olley46
	Storm (Preview) thank goodness not much rain here. Has gone out to sea.	the rocket	4	686	04:12 PM Feb 2, 2016 by jules47
	Knowledge test (Preview) Subject: Knowledge test .... Disclaimer.This post is not intended to impugn any GNs intelligence, it is posted merely to amuse and inform. Which of the following names are you familiar with? 1. Monica Lewinski 2. Tony Blair 3. Robert Mugabe 4. Jeremy Corbyn 5. Jorge Bergoglio 6....	Magnarc	2	647	05:14 AM Feb 2, 2016 by Desert Dweller
	There's still many around.... (Preview) Gday... ..... and Buffy Sainte Marie - 74 this year. Cheers - John	rockylizard	22	1320	06:06 PM Feb 1, 2016 by 03_Troopy
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