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The Inn
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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Does this need a WDH?
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Difference
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What's the difference between an Air Hostess and a Rolls Royce? Not everyone has had a ride in a Rolls Royce !
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You choose
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I said ...
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Ouch!
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Unluckiest Three People in Australia
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Prior to last Thursday Power Ball draw, assorted experts said " more chance of getting hit by multiple lightning stikes, cathcing assorted s t d's, walking on the moon, or 7 quillion to one odds, etc etc. " How I whish I was as unlucky as those three who won,
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Finally getting around to Christmas clean-up
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Marriage in heaven
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On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...
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Shopping scam
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Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...
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A man is walking..
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A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal...
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It's February - don't leave Valentine's to the last minute, stocks will run out.
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Boeing short term solutions
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Females please cover your hair
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Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.
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Boeing door prerequisite
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Pay rise preparation
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Warning, may cause anaphylactic shock
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desert island - 2
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desert island.
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This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...
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Trim French Wives
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Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!
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