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A pet..
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This bloke walks into a petshop and asks the attendant for a pet that requires absolutely no looking after. After a few moments the attendant tells him that they have a talking Centipede that does'nt need any attention. The bloke looks at him and says,"You're joking surely?" "Nope, its a fair dinkum t...
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aussie_paul
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505
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Nail biter.
(Preview)
Two old ladies were discussing their husbands.One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit.Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it.How did you do that?I hid his teeth.
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402
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Ice Cream Truck ...
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BarneyBDB
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618
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Old Maid & a Burglar..
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Old Maid & a BurglarA story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept...
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484
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For lunch..
(Preview)
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...
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468
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American Tourist..
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American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...
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403
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How to p**s off a horse.
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rgren2
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469
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Remember the banana ad? This isn’t it.
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rgren2
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468
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A person..
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543
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A woman..
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492
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Two prawns..
(Preview)
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...
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412
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Roommate..
(Preview)
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watc...
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425
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Security camera..
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aussie_paul
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2
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Haaaa
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rgren2
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460
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A quiet..
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446
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Moses..
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aussie_paul
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454
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Specsavers
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67HR
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545
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Quick as.
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rgren2
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760
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Seenager ....
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BarneyBDB
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0
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540
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Sprouts
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Southern Cruizer
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557
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