Just Joking

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Officer: "Ok, let's do...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master"."Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".The Doberman...

JayDee · JayDee

A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...

Mein · Mein

A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice." During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound." The second guy says, "I think mine was a wi...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

fwdoz · fwdoz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everythingincluding dreams of becoming a cowboywas bigger. Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldnt resist. He strutted home, wearing them proudly, hi...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

rgren2 · rgren2

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Day At The Horse Races....Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.The teacher assign...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

walks into a pub and says to the barman,'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a...

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	Could lose my License (Preview) I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Officer: "Ok, let's do...	Southern Cruizer	0	645	07:04 PM Nov 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Hungry (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	612	06:58 PM Nov 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	That one friend.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	491	04:57 PM Nov 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The difference between dogs and cats.. (Preview) A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master"."Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".The Doberman...	aussie_paul	0	490	04:53 PM Nov 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Is that a record. (Preview) A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...	JayDee	0	522	09:31 AM Nov 4, 2024 by JayDee
	Mens' Deodorant (Preview) A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...	Mein	0	550	12:13 AM Nov 4, 2024 by Mein
	Irish road accident 🙂 (Preview) Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...	aussie_paul	0	483	10:13 PM Nov 3, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pre internet.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	557	07:08 PM Nov 3, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Two drunks (Preview) Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice." During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound." The second guy says, "I think mine was a wi...	Aussie1	0	485	10:23 AM Nov 3, 2024 by Aussie1
	Not a Brick (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	659	08:05 PM Nov 1, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Oops! (Preview)	fwdoz	0	490	05:37 PM Nov 1, 2024 by fwdoz
	An Obituary.. (Preview) An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...	aussie_paul	1	584	07:28 PM Oct 31, 2024 by grahos
	Margaret & Bert (Preview) Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everythingincluding dreams of becoming a cowboywas bigger. Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldnt resist. He strutted home, wearing them proudly, hi...	Southern Cruizer	0	435	07:28 PM Oct 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Lazy (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	480	06:50 PM Oct 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	The Homecoming (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	592	06:46 PM Oct 29, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Halloween (Preview)	rgren2	0	543	11:48 AM Oct 29, 2024 by rgren2
	Boo Bees (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	507	08:29 PM Oct 28, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Was (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	558	07:05 PM Oct 27, 2024 by Bicyclecamper
	A Day At The Horse Races.... (Preview) A Day At The Horse Races....Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.The teacher assign...	aussie_paul	0	553	10:37 PM Oct 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A rabbit.. (Preview) walks into a pub and says to the barman,'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a...	aussie_paul	0	457	10:35 PM Oct 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
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