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Vacuuming is not hard work
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Whenarewethere
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0
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408
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Forgive your enemies
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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559
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Science Trivia
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Science trivia:Q: What's it called, when you see colours in the air, that aren't actually there?A: A pigment of your imagination.Q: What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common?A: The phone rings green....green.....green! So, you pink it up, and say yellow.Q: What do you call a rainbo...
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BarneyBDB
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500
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Only playing cards
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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452
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Man visits a lady frog
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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415
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Online shopping
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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435
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The Key
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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415
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A broken heart
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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483
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Trip to a job centre
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A young fella with his pants hanging half off his arse....No front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into his local job centre to do his weekly sign on.He strolled up to the counter and said:"Hi there, you know what... I really HATE claiming benefits, I'd really much rather h...
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Southern Cruizer
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333
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Inches
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accid...
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Whenarewethere
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474
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Tiple Filter .....
(Preview)
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the T...
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BarneyBDB
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4
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635
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45 years
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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407
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Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and things, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wal...
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Whenarewethere
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0
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441
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Cowboy Boots
(Preview)
Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "notice anything different about me?" Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Ro...
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BarneyBDB
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1
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476
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Shampoo
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Whenarewethere
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0
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536
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Rocking chair
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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385
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The Rabbit ....
(Preview)
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman: Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie? The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again a...
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BarneyBDB
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412
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MAIL
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Dougwe
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2
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589
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A Farmer
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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385
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Mute button
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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339
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