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Titanic
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For the first trip of the Titanic, the third class passengers wee to be entertained by a third class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his shoulder, and would squak "its in his pocket" or "he hid it behind his ear" whenever he did his third class tricks. Then the inevitable happened, and the ship san...
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Peace
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Doctor: "You'll be at peace soon." Man: "Am I dying?" Doctor: "No, your wife is."
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QUICK, CALL THE VET
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An old one..
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Wrinkled clothing
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Chest and drawers
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Worms
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Run, Florist, Run
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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly raise the child, he would also provide child support until the c...
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Grandma saved the service
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Wooden ...
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Broken nose
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Fixing the car
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Six pack
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Onestone
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicleand whose given name was 'Onestone'.He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'The word got around and nobody...
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Sick leave..
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Oops..
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Oops.. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 20th of April 2026 10:18:34 PM
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A policeman
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Attack dog
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A couple decided they needed a guard dog to protect their home. So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.Dave frowned. That little thing? I need pr...
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English language..
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