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Backing in the van
(Preview)
BACKING IN THE VANI was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.Id knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared. They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotTh...
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Southern Cruizer
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4
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451
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Mammogram
(Preview)
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances."The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating c...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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240
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Paddy
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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286
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Pepper
(Preview)
I was sitting next to a woman on the bus this morning who kept sneezing every few minutes.But every time she sneezed, her eyes rolled back, she let out a little moan and shuddered.After about 10 minutes I couldnt ignore it anymore, so I asked if she was feeling okay.She said, Oh yes, Im fine.Then she expl...
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Southern Cruizer
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3
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467
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The story of my life
(Preview)
This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio statio...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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447
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An antique table
(Preview)
A man walked into a small-town antique store looking for a dining table.Right away, he spotted the perfect one and asked the owner how much it cost.Two thousand dollars, the owner said.Two thousand? Thats outrageous! the man replied.Normally Id agree, said the owner, but this isnt an ordinary tabl...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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407
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I'm here to collect my welfare
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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405
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Look !! A black kangaroo
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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370
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Walking outside
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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436
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Up the duff.
(Preview)
Two women talking on the bus. "I think I'm pregnant." "Have you had a checkup?" "No,a Hungarian" Apologies to Fatty.
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Magnarc
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0
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400
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The Bull
(Preview)
My wife and I went out to the county fair in Texas last month,and one of the first barns we wandered into was the prize bull exhibit.We stopped at the first stall and saw a big sign that read,THIS BULL BRED 52 TIMES LAST YEAR.My wife nudged me with a grin and said,Fifty-two times? Thats once a week, like clo...
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Southern Cruizer
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3
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409
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The Wonders of a Catholic Education!
(Preview)
PRICELESS!1+ 2 = 3Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths.His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres.In short, everything they could t...
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aussie_paul
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0
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433
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YUP!..
(Preview)
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later they p...
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aussie_paul
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0
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389
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Over 70..
(Preview)
Over 70s jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bett...
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aussie_paul
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0
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328
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Brad..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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312
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The boss..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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1
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417
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Undo those knots
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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358
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Ralph
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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375
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Diesel confinement
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67HR
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7
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569
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I'm 18 now
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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420
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