Just Joking

Craig1 · Craig1

Sorry, I need to vent!I experienced the absolute WORST customer service earlier today at a store by me.At the moment, I'm not going to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to address this situationSo, this past Thursday, I bought something from this store. I paid cash...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. Af...

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, Do you have extra-large condoms?The pharmacist replies, Yes, aisle 11.The blonde goes to the aisle, but about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, Do you need some help?The woman replies, N...

Bobdown · Bobdown

67HR · 67HR

67HR · 67HR

anolphart · anolphart

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. Can I help you? she asks. I was wondering, whispers the man. Are you th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

Little Billy came home from school to see the familys pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home, Billy said, Dad, our roosters dead, and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?His fath...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!".....One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."...Bob's wife goes out and m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two men were talking one day."My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man."So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked...."Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This letter has been travelling the internet for years and is often referenced as being written by a 96 or 98 year old woman. When we dug around, it was in fact written as a humour piece for the Courier Mail in 1999 by Peter Wear. This version has been significantly rewritten we understand. Nonetheless,...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

My wife asked me what is the Female version a "Man Cave" would be. I told her " A kitchen".

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	Robbed-Again (Preview) Sorry, I need to vent!I experienced the absolute WORST customer service earlier today at a store by me.At the moment, I'm not going to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to address this situationSo, this past Thursday, I bought something from this store. I paid cash...	Craig1	2	1048	11:28 AM Jan 9, 2024 by grahos
	Not I it is We (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	866	10:53 AM Jan 9, 2024 by 67HR
	Ram or Dodge? (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	6	1189	11:14 PM Jan 8, 2024 by anolphart
	MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE.. (Preview) A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. Af...	aussie_paul	0	1016	11:31 AM Jan 7, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Not in the mood (Preview)	anolphart	4	1289	11:34 AM Jan 6, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A bit reluctant (Preview)	anolphart	0	838	07:51 AM Jan 6, 2024 by anolphart
	Extra large condoms (Preview) A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, Do you have extra-large condoms?The pharmacist replies, Yes, aisle 11.The blonde goes to the aisle, but about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, Do you need some help?The woman replies, N...	anolphart	1	1138	11:22 PM Jan 2, 2024 by 67HR
	Headache from last night.......here's why (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1214	02:57 PM Jan 1, 2024 by Bobdown
	Honest Officer (Preview)	67HR	0	1019	10:44 PM Dec 31, 2023 by 67HR
	Poor wee bugger (Preview)	67HR	7	1384	11:21 AM Dec 31, 2023 by peter67
	Hand job (Preview) A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. Can I help you? she asks. I was wondering, whispers the man. Are you th...	anolphart	0	921	09:34 PM Dec 29, 2023 by anolphart
	So there I was.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	4	1220	08:15 PM Dec 29, 2023 by peter67
	Dead rooster (Preview) Little Billy came home from school to see the familys pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home, Billy said, Dad, our roosters dead, and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?His fath...	anolphart	0	927	04:48 PM Dec 29, 2023 by anolphart
	"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!"..... (Preview) "Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!".....One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."...Bob's wife goes out and m...	aussie_paul	0	808	01:58 PM Dec 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	ER.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	861	01:55 PM Dec 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Touch... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	807	01:52 PM Dec 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Organic vegetables.. (Preview) Two men were talking one day."My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man."So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked...."Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...	aussie_paul	0	581	01:51 PM Dec 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	When our lawn mower.. (Preview) When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...	aussie_paul	0	663	01:48 PM Dec 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Old lady sends letter to her bank.. (Preview) This letter has been travelling the internet for years and is often referenced as being written by a 96 or 98 year old woman. When we dug around, it was in fact written as a humour piece for the Courier Mail in 1999 by Peter Wear. This version has been significantly rewritten we understand. Nonetheless,...	aussie_paul	1	904	07:46 PM Dec 27, 2023 by peter67
	Question from wife (Preview) My wife asked me what is the Female version a "Man Cave" would be. I told her " A kitchen".	Aussie1	3	1178	06:04 PM Dec 27, 2023 by Sarco Harris
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