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A sexy woman..
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.. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is g...
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Llamas..
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Rattle..
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Not for the faint of heart..
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Not for the faint of heart or people who are easily offended.A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues.Johnny! Mom screams. Knock it off! Youre going to break somethi...
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FINALLY, A GOOD TRUMP JOKE..
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THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret service agent's supe...
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Husband..
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Some wife jokes. 😉
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AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm su...
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Only in Campbelltown..
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Youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I wentinside, paid for the fuel...
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Very dangerous practice..
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When I was..
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Bob and his wife..
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Laughs
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The Inn
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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The Inn
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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Difference
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What's the difference between an Air Hostess and a Rolls Royce? Not everyone has had a ride in a Rolls Royce !
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Does this need a WDH?
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You choose
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I said ...
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Unluckiest Three People in Australia
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Prior to last Thursday Power Ball draw, assorted experts said " more chance of getting hit by multiple lightning stikes, cathcing assorted s t d's, walking on the moon, or 7 quillion to one odds, etc etc. " How I whish I was as unlucky as those three who won,
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Finally getting around to Christmas clean-up
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