Just Joking

dorian · dorian

Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)

67HR · 67HR

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...

anolphart · anolphart

67HR · 67HR

67HR · 67HR

anolphart · anolphart

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

..a waiter delivered two entrees, two main courses and two desserts to an elderly couple and he is fascinated when the man tucks into his meal showing every sign of satisfaction while his wife doesnt touch a morsel and just sits patiently watching him.Cautiously, he approaches their table.Excuse m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

.. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is g...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Barnaby was here (Preview) Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)	dorian	13	2024	02:17 PM Feb 19, 2024 by 67HR
	If the Titanic sank today.. (Preview)	67HR	2	1192	07:18 PM Feb 17, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate.. (Preview) The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...	aussie_paul	1	1409	01:16 PM Feb 17, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman.. (Preview) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...	aussie_paul	0	984	11:55 AM Feb 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Something.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	889	11:48 AM Feb 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	He always wanted to be remembered (Preview)	anolphart	0	888	11:23 PM Feb 16, 2024 by anolphart
	The Bear.. (Preview) Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...	aussie_paul	0	864	02:45 PM Feb 15, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Choices (Preview)	anolphart	1	987	01:51 PM Feb 15, 2024 by Craig1
	Star Trek (Preview)	67HR	0	847	10:21 AM Feb 15, 2024 by 67HR
	Is that the time! (Preview)	67HR	0	833	10:19 AM Feb 15, 2024 by 67HR
	The promotion (Preview)	anolphart	0	733	09:18 AM Feb 15, 2024 by anolphart
	Proper Function of Government (Preview) Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:	Whenarewethere	1	947	10:31 AM Feb 14, 2024 by Cupie
	Yes Minister, You're a Banker (Preview) Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.	Whenarewethere	1	721	10:03 PM Feb 13, 2024 by Craig1
	Walker.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	784	12:46 PM Feb 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	How do you feel? (Preview) Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...	aussie_paul	0	690	12:44 PM Feb 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Dinner (Preview) Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...	aussie_paul	0	674	12:30 PM Feb 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Supa doopa Bowl (Preview) Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...	Aussie1	1	758	12:13 AM Feb 13, 2024 by rgren2
	Aircon.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	6	1109	09:50 PM Feb 12, 2024 by Craig1
	In a restaurant.. (Preview) ..a waiter delivered two entrees, two main courses and two desserts to an elderly couple and he is fascinated when the man tucks into his meal showing every sign of satisfaction while his wife doesnt touch a morsel and just sits patiently watching him.Cautiously, he approaches their table.Excuse m...	aussie_paul	0	833	11:16 AM Feb 12, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A sexy woman.. (Preview) .. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is g...	aussie_paul	0	734	11:14 AM Feb 12, 2024 by aussie_paul
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