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A new sign..
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablingcustomers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined belowwhen accessing their accounts.Af...
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Rough Neighbourhood
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Tattoos..
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Can't decide
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A horse and his best mate
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A priest..
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A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...
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Answering the door
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I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...
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Vegans
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If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.
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Mother in law
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Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"
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Out of shape
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I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.
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just for a laugh xx..
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Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...
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An oldie but a good one.. Ahh the Irish..
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A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...
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Pilot light
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Grandfather..
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He tried..
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AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...
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Graveyard..
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A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...
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Deaf..
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Heart transplant..
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An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...
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Ohh
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Santa
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Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.
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