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Headache..
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Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband ...asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repe...
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More Just Joking
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My apologies if these have been posted in the past. -- Edited by Dick0 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 09:43:46 PM
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THE MUSHROOMS
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The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.""Well, I see squirrels eating them and th...
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Dining etiquette..
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An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...
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Dining etiquette..
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An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...
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School Play
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-- Edited by Burt65 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 11:10:56 AM
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Vegan
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Adam.
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In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Gently stroking his madam, Great was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls, and he had 'em.
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Imaginary
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Parachute..
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Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...
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An elderly Italian man..
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...
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Bathtub Test
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Airport
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Southern Cruizer
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Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"
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Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...
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Driving
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Fifty Dollars
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Dog Food
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Never shopping on-line again Bought a bag of dog food, got delivered Now theyve sent me an email saying they want my feedback
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Psycotherapist
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True story
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirr...
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Working Out
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An old guy was workin' out at the gym when he spotted a hot young girl walkin' in. He asked the trainer standin' next to him,''What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?''. The trainer looked him up and down and said,''I would recommend the ATM in the lobby''.
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