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Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob
was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 more
children. Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He
thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said:
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend,
"Margaret, do you think he means her first, second, or
third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel."


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My wife, when she was younger, socialised with a girl that was dubbed as Tweezer Legs because she could not keep her legs together.

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watsea wrote:

My wife, when she was younger, socialised with a girl that was dubbed as Tweezer Legs because she could not keep her legs together.

 Haha is that why she walked funny   smile biggrin



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There was a girl in my town who was known as horizontal Helen.



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The stories always come out when people read certain things

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