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Hmmm
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rgren2
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5
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1066
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Getting older slowly
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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1000
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How..
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aussie_paul
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1
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784
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Ooof
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rgren2
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3
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994
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S...t Sandwich
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67HR
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3
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1007
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Killer.
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After finding their third murder victim with a Weetbix in his alimentary canal, Police say they are looking for a cereal killer.
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Magnarc
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1
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934
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Any Medical Concerns?
(Preview)
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man:'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?''In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and swea...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1135
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Drunk..
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aussie_paul
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4
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1233
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Little Johnny
(Preview)
Little Johnny A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression, I presume.One little girl held up her hand and said. Yesterday my mother hand-washed the dinner dishes, so I presume the dishwasher was broken.Very good, said the teacher.Another one said. This morning,...
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Gundog
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1
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1070
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Philosphers
(Preview)
Philosophers Of the 20th Century Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop...
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Gundog
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0
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742
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Ha ha..
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aussie_paul
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0
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900
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Why..
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0
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721
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Left keys in car.
(Preview)
Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...
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aussie_paul
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0
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738
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Left keys in car..
(Preview)
Left keys in car.Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.A...
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aussie_paul
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0
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636
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A good woman..
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aussie_paul
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0
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846
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You're..
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aussie_paul
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0
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704
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P&E..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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1
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865
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Wish
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rgren2
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2
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1303
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Parking
(Preview)
Must keep our eyes open, otherwise we could get caught out
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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815
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Homeless man!!!
(Preview)
This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool, an...
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aussie_paul
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0
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