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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife repli...
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Pickles
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Aussie Style Friendship
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True Friendship "Aussie Style"None of that SissyCrap .. Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley fa...
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Wombat 280
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yes I know but I got to put up with him
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A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up...
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dave06
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another one kemosabe
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the plains one day, when Tonto suddenly ****ed his ear at a passing falcoln's cry. "Kemosabe... Apache to East!" he whispered. The Lone Ranger looked to his faithful companion. "What do we do?" Tonto pondered a moment. "We rid...
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a pea****s offspring
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a man took his 84 year old father shopping for new shoes, whilst sitting on a bench waiting to be served he spied his father staring at a young feller who had multi colored spiked hair everytime the young feller turned around he seen the old man staring at him eventually he asked the old man "what w...
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dave06
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THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER
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Memory was something you lost with age An aplication was for emploment A program was a tv show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spiders home A CD was a bank account A hard drive was was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse li...
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drongo & wendy
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the flea
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a flea was feeling tottally worn out and needed a holiday, he went in to a travel department to see about a week out in the sun the tourism officer said to him "we have just the thing, a week in ringo starr's hair, it'll be great, south of france and in a celebritys hair" flea "I'll take it&...
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dave06
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Pay for what you want to hear
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I love this Doctor Q:Doctor,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? ! A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like sayin...
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Wombat 280
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10 SPEED BIKE
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For his 12 birthday, little Joseph wanted a 10 speed bike. His father said, Son if we could afford it we would by u a new bike but your Mother has just lost her job and we have a $28000 morgage that we are struggling with. Next morning he seen young Joseph case in hand about to head out the front door, so h...
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drongo & wendy
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The Devil Made Me Do It
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A novice is driving Mother Superior down the road after Sunday Mass Suddenly the devil jumps on the bonnet of the car and starts cursing the two occupants Mother Superior said to the Novice, wind down your window and show him your cross Novice winds down her window and Yells at the Devil Get To "...
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Wombat 280
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ROSES AND HANGING BASKETS
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Subject: FW: ROSES & HANGING BASKETS ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are mod...
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sgntbilko
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Planning has started
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May be one for DAVO wont be to long before we head to SA . Wilpena Pound is on our radar before either heading up the Stuart or on over to the west. Question is it worth the trip into there in a 2wheel drive [holden] ,and if so is there a beyond W/P. will be late may before we get there im a tinkin no real pl...
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drongo & wendy
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gawd more of maxine
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G,AY FROM MAXINE My boss asked me to take anger management classes. Why should i, im angry enough about management already. Some days the best thing about my job, is that the chair spins After a long holiday, the only thing that makes me glad to see the people i work with is having just seen the peo...
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drongo & wendy
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Have a Great Weekend
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see som...
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Cruising Granny
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New Business
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Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're s...
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Cruising Granny
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Blonde Joke
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A blondewalks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular ba...
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Maxine again
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As u slide down the banister of life remember; (1) Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggett have written an impressive book. Its called............ Ministers Do More Than Lay People. (2) Transvestite: A guy that likes to drink, eat and be Mary (3) The difference beteen the Pope and your boss. The Pope onl...
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drongo & wendy
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The Meaning of Life
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On the day God created the dog, He said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the...
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Cruising Granny
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Kevin the Chicken
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Kevin the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took a...
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my times up - I'm outer here
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See ya, why!!!! well 40 years ago, homosexuals were hung, drawn and quartered 30 years ago, homosexuals were shund, outcast 20 years ago, homosexuals were ignored 10 years ago, homosexuals were accepted just recently, homosexuals were given equal rights I want out before they make it complusory...
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twobob
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