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brave man.
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be don...
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Too Cute For Words.
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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. 'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?' 'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spen...
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Firefly
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POLISH:
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The Polish DivorceA Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circum...
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PHUNNY SIGN
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This a real sign seen in Brisbane recently......
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GrumpyOne
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DO AS I SAY ; NOT AS I DO;
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A Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.'This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who di...
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justcruisin01
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ROAD TEST;
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Little Firefighter If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing...
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justcruisin01
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YELLOW 24
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Yellow 24 A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home...
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justcruisin01
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BARE FOOT
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A blonde was on holiday and driving thru Darwin . She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the sho...
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justcruisin01
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WHATS IN A WORD?
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discuss...
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justcruisin01
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NOT WHAT YOU SAY ; BUT THE WAY YOU SAY IT;
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At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces, "Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar." Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replies: "Pr...
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justcruisin01
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THE PERFECT WEEKEND
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave, David's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Davids's friends are very upset that hecan't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site...
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GrumpyOne
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Be careful what you ask for
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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, hes...
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Hylda&Jon
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Elementary my dear Watson
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see. Watson replied: I see millions and millions of stars. Holmes said: and wh...
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Hylda&Jon
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An oldie but a goodie
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's ma...
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Hylda&Jon
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justcruisin01
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the ekka - (brisbane show)
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two ****ies pat and jim. pat says to jim "are ya going to the ekka this year jim. jim says yeah i am. pat says what route are ya taking? jim says oh i think i'll take the missus, afterall she stuck by me through the drought.......
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petengail
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SINGLE
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Little old lady is sitting on a bench on Bondi Beach. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" He replies, "I used to live here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?" "In...
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What's your name?
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What's Your Name, Again? Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, &q...
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goinsoon
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HORISONTAL VR,S VERTICAL?
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> > Two > Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, > looking up. > > > A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing > > Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the > height of this flagpole, but we don't have a > ladder..' > >...
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unused;
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The Elderly Irish Virgin In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the l...
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