A mate's daughter suggested he do something useful with his time. She suggested he go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. He did this, and when he got home he told her he had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
He proudly showed her the new membership card.
She said to him, "You idiot! Where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
He knew he was in trouble again and didn't know what he was going to do! He'd signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
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A mate's daughter suggested he do something useful with his time. She suggested he go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. He did this, and when he got home he told her he had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
He proudly showed her the new membership card.
She said to him, "You idiot! Where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
He knew he was in trouble again and didn't know what he was going to do! He'd signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
