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robell


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HUSBAND FINISHES READING THE BOOK "BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" & SAYS TO HIS WIFE, FROM NOW ON MY WORD IS LAW. YOU WILL PREPARE ME A GOURMET MEAL TONIGHT WITH A SCRUMPTIOUS DESSERT. AFTERWARDS WE WILL HAVE THE KIND OF SEX THAT I WANT. YOU WILL BATHE ME AS I RELAX, TOWEL DRY ME THEN MASSAGE MY FEET & BACK. THEN TOMORROW,GUESS WHO WILL DRESS ME & COMB MY HAIR?. WIFE SAYS"THE F**KING FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY 1ST GUESS"

 


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Pam


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love it
so simple but funny

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Geez!  I f I said that too Shirls, sh'd have my  Family Jewels hanging on the back shed wall



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