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the dress
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Ju...
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gran
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I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speedingon U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS.I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.In with the cards I was somewhat sur...
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TRY THIS
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http://www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf Try this, make sure sound is on and type your first name in when asked
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goinsoon
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The Wedding Test
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Scoll down I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniski...
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Peterpan
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government today announced
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The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Emu and Kangaroo to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a s...
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old briney
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Double Entendre
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A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre.....So he gave her one.
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jimricho
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THEORETICALLY;
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A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a mill...
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justcruisin01
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ORGANIST;
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There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be...
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justcruisin01
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BUS TRIP;
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A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down. A short time later, another old woma...
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justcruisin01
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JUST FRED;
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A TrafficCop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the legal Speed limit and he asks the biker his name and licence. "Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he mig...
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justcruisin01
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Hazardous Materials
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old briney
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MORE OF THE IRISH!
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----...
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justcruisin01
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER;
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THE STORKj The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher,are you s...
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ANNA
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One sunny morning Queensland Premier Anna Bligh was driving through a farming district in her chauffeured car. As they came around a bend in the road an old cow standing on the road could not get out of the way quick enough and they hit the poor animal that was sent flying. Anna was not pleased and told the...
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goinsoon
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MORE GREENIE
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If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed. If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Labor/Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his li...
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goinsoon
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A Cardiologist's funeral
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A Cardiologist's Funeral A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in > flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the e...
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sucastja
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In my day . . .
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Stolen from a friend, but too funny NOT to steal. If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning......
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sucastja
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ANOTHER GREENIE
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The chief woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist', who was responsible for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site. In a panic to escape, she slid down the tr...
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goinsoon
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JUST THINKING
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I was just sitting here deep in thought and I wondered that if man evolved from monkeys and apes "Why do we still have monkeys and apes" JUST WONDERING
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goinsoon
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Theoretically / Reaisticallyl
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A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million...
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