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MORE GREENIE


If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed.

If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Labor/Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Labor/Green is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Labor /Greenie wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Labor /Greenie's demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Labor /Greenie non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a Liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Labor /Greenie will delete it because he's "offended."



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Sorry - this is not humerous it is offensive

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Elle on Wheels wrote:

Sorry - this is not humerous it is offensive


 Each to their own opinion, others on this forum found it funny



-- Edited by goinsoon on Saturday 3rd of December 2011 08:32:30 PM

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Gday...

Political humour ... usually makes me smile ...

Having said that ... "If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed." ... is without fact and in reality it was Johnny Howard, a BIG L Liberal who legislated the banning of firearms in Australia.

I guess I prefer genuine satire ..... rather than one-eyed bias.

Cheers

John



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Another boring political joke  no.gif

Oh! & why do you only say Labour/Greens?....do you find it embarrasing  reminding people of the Liberal/National alliance? rofl.gif



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Please don't start an argument here, Cindy doesn,t like that

But to answer your question, I only cut and pasted the joke as I am sure that is  most of YOU all do here



-- Edited by goinsoon on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:11:31 PM



-- Edited by goinsoon on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:12:04 PM

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Gday...

Agree with Cindy's stand ... and definitely not looking to stir the possum (sorry Wombat biggrin)

But once you put something up over your name - you inherit some ownership.

Cheers

John



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rockylizard wrote:

Gday...

Agree with Cindy's stand ... and definitely not looking to stir the possum (sorry Wombat biggrin)

But once you put something up over your name - you inherit some ownership.

Cheers

John


 Cindy hasn't made a comment on my posted joke, so I don't know where you are coming from.

OH! and I still like the joke - sorry



-- Edited by goinsoon on Tuesday 6th of December 2011 12:22:10 AM

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