Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Daviss misses every chance he gets.
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards tyre choice on World Superbike racing: Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night.
Winning Posts Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoys formidable lead: Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees.
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I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off.
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: Theres nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.
The new stand at Doncaster racecourse took Brough Scotts breath away.My word, he said. Look at that magnificent erection.
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I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.
The new stand at Doncaster racecourse took Brough Scotts breath away.My word, he said. Look at that magnificent erection.
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions.
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: Youd eat beaver if you could get it."
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I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
