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Politically Correct Silly Season
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Twas the Month before Christmas Twas the month before ChristmasWhen all through our land,Not a Christian was prayingNor taking a stand.See the PC Police had taken awayThe reason for Christmas - no one could say.The children were told by their schools not to singAbout Shepherds and Wise Men and An...
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Judging others
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An elephant asked a camel "Why do you have your breasts on your back"? The elephant answered " That is an inappropriate question from someone who has their willie on his face". -- Edited by Fairy-Nuff on Monday 14th of November 2011 07:03:54 PM
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ANOTHER JOHNNY JOKE
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PL...
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LITTLE JOHNNY;
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----- LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fasc...
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20$
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TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with h...
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First date
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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The w...
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MANNERS;
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A Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her Students Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how Would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael : "Just a minute I have to go pee...
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Don't fart in Harrods
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Dont fart in Harrods. A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and...
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Quickie in the bush
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Quickie in the Bushes. There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when, one day, an angel comes down from the heavens and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a rewa...
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ANOTHER PEE JOKE
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70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" Ge...
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sex
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> SEX PENSION Two men were talking. > > 'So, how's your sex life?' > > 'Oh, nothing special. > > I'm having Pension sex.' > > 'Pension sex?' > > 'Yeah, you know; > > I get a little each month, > > But not enough to live on!' > > > > LOUD S...
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THE IRISH;
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Baptising An Irishman An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes Upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, Where upon...
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ANOTHER JOHNNY
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One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?" Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there." "Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the t...
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Retired Husband
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RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the follow...
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our way of helping
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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the middle east. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is send...
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AN ARAB & A GENIE;
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An Arab and a Genie An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahea...
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WORMS
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate...
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TALK TIME
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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit...
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Walking the dog
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A little girl asked her Mum, Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mum replies, No, because she is in heat. Whats that mean? asked the child. Go ask your father. I think hes in the garage. ... The little girl goes to the garage and says, Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum...
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Cop wants an excuse
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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Fina...
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