The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks theteacher, are you sure about the stork, miss?

I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach..!!!