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Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...

Firefly · Firefly

Firefly · Firefly

Galahs · Galahs

A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Not enough funds for target stands.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...

Firefly · Firefly

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...

Firefly · Firefly

THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.

jimbo · jimbo

Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...

Blonderer · Blonderer

Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !

Blonderer · Blonderer

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!

Blonderer · Blonderer

If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Firefly · Firefly

Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Bass Strait ~~~ Eas...

Blonderer · Blonderer

An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh..

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	Court Jesters #2 (Preview) ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...	Cruising Granny	0	619	09:01 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jester - Real Life (Preview) These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...	Cruising Granny	1	1448	05:16 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Beth54
	Daylight Saving (Preview)	Firefly	2	1095	07:15 PM Mar 16, 2011 by Happywanderer
	The Wedding Ring (Preview)	Firefly	0	744	07:43 PM Mar 15, 2011 by Firefly
	A Funny Story (Preview) A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...	Galahs	2	1188	06:21 PM Mar 15, 2011 by jules47
	A low budget; (Preview) Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...	justcruisin01	2	1036	10:51 AM Mar 14, 2011 by jimbo
	A jobs a job. (Preview) Not enough funds for target stands.	clazandaza	1	1326	12:56 PM Mar 13, 2011 by Beth54
	Health... (Preview) Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...	Blonderer	0	1003	02:49 PM Mar 10, 2011 by Blonderer
	Jewish Divorce... (Preview) A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...	Firefly	1	1344	02:23 PM Mar 9, 2011 by justcruisin01
	Irish Priest (Preview) THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...	Firefly	0	774	05:56 PM Mar 8, 2011 by Firefly
	Free Medicals (Preview) Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.	clazandaza	0	696	03:19 PM Mar 8, 2011 by clazandaza
	Wheelie Bin (Preview) Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...	jimbo	0	834	02:39 PM Mar 8, 2011 by jimbo
	Silent (Preview) Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.	Blonderer	0	620	08:10 PM Mar 5, 2011 by Blonderer
	Cat... (Preview) Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !	Blonderer	0	713	04:36 PM Mar 4, 2011 by Blonderer
	If at first... (Preview) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!	Blonderer	0	719	02:12 PM Mar 3, 2011 by Blonderer
	NOTICE. (Preview) If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.	Blonderer	0	766	04:30 PM Mar 1, 2011 by Blonderer
	Ten Thoughts (Preview) Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...	Firefly	0	970	01:45 PM Mar 1, 2011 by Firefly
	COMPLETE; (Preview) A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...	justcruisin01	0	622	08:57 PM Feb 28, 2011 by justcruisin01
	THE GOOD OIL; (Preview) A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Bass Strait ~~~ Eas...	justcruisin01	0	667	08:55 PM Feb 28, 2011 by justcruisin01
	An onion... (Preview) An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh..	Blonderer	1	811	08:13 PM Feb 28, 2011 by petengail
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