A young woman want bigger breasts .

But she does not want surgery .

A friend tells her she has to go to Africa , and see Dr Bumbuktu .

Off she goes , no problems says th Doc . Just recite this Every day ,

your boobs Will get bigger . "Scoobie , doobie , doobie , I want bigger

boobies" . She does her exercise faithfully every day  & she is up to a

'D' cup . One morning she is late , forgets her exercise . She runs to the

bus , gets on , then starts her exercise , 'scoobie doobie doobie, .

The bloke standing next to her says, you go to Dr Bumbuktu .

Did you go to Dr Bumbuktu .

Yes she says , how did you know 

Hickory , dickory , dock

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