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Kale..
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Modern Philosophers..
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Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...
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762
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E bikes..
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3
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Self checkout..
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736
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lol
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4
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1063
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST
(Preview)
BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIASTA Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney,when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage.Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of herjacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screamingpare...
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Fun fact..
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740
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A drunken man..
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...
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Fun fact..
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716
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Called..
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549
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6 o'clock closing..
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How come..
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Adult version..
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1
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755
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NSW new metro
(Preview)
Opal Tap and Go Stop (get electrocuted)!
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Whenarewethere
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5
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Dog and a biscuit
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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679
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Quasimodo.
(Preview)
Quasi was getting married and his fiancee said it would be nice for him to have a new suit so, off he went to the menswear shop and spoke to the manager. "Have you got someone who can make me a nice suit?" "If we have I'll fire him". The fol...
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Magnarc
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Donald ..... Duck
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Southern Cruizer
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570
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Two Glasgow boys..
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Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussingJocks forthcoming wedding.Aye, its all going like magic, says Jock.I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag nightArchie nods approvingly.H...
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You could have..
(Preview)
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...
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You could have..
(Preview)
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...
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